As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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2602. | Jimmy (zen529) | 108.99 | 100% | 2021-06-02 |
2603. | absolute elsewhere (bibux) | 108.98 | 93% | 2017-04-10 |
2604. | Dylan (coolguybro) | 108.98 | 95% | 2016-10-05 |
2605. | hv21ll (quinixod) | 108.97 | 99% | 2022-05-03 |
2606. | Cisco (yizzyweezy) | 108.95 | 98% | 2020-05-12 |
2607. | Eric (wojito) | 108.94 | 94% | 2015-10-02 |
2608. | ♥Brandon♥ (brandon_the_... | 108.94 | 97% | 2016-06-20 |
2609. | mthd. (pjayys) | 108.92 | 99% | 2018-03-11 |
2610. | Cal (wiscahhhhnsin) | 108.90 | 100% | 2021-11-12 |
2611. | Bingy (waesoph) | 108.90 | 99% | 2019-07-17 |
2612. | (rontran) | 108.89 | 98% | 2022-01-15 |
2613. | tstats[joshuarose] 🇵🇸... | 108.88 | 98% | 2022-03-11 |
2614. | ham (haaaaaaaam) | 108.87 | 97.6% | 2024-04-09 |
2615. | pauper (drsnuffulupacis) | 108.86 | 98% | 2021-08-26 |
2616. | Tachydactylus (tachydactyl) | 108.84 | 99% | 2017-07-05 |
2617. | imnotArt (winthenet) | 108.83 | 96% | 2016-04-04 |
2618. | pprav (potato69420) | 108.82 | 97.4% | 2024-02-26 |
2619. | Aaron (aarontc) | 108.82 | 98% | 2021-02-08 |
2620. | Devine (devine13) | 108.81 | 98% | 2021-09-23 |
2621. | Arun (arun808) | 108.80 | 99% | 2021-04-30 |
2622. | ((: (yeeyeehehe) | 108.79 | 98% | 2021-06-27 |
2623. | Matthew (onetyperman) | 108.79 | 97% | 2020-08-28 |
2624. | Nocturnal prime (demonixrob) | 108.79 | 99% | 2018-12-11 |
2625. | Teo (teodoriux13) | 108.78 | 98% | 2019-02-26 |
2626. | Kobra (king_kobra) | 108.76 | 98% | 2019-12-29 |
2627. | ppun (ppun) | 108.76 | 97% | 2025-09-01 |
2628. | uniracer (uniracer) | 108.76 | 100% | 2017-09-17 |
2629. | K (khanali2020) | 108.75 | 99% | 2025-07-25 |
2630. | Bög (thebiggay271) | 108.75 | 97% | 2025-01-09 |
2631. | janus312 (janus312) | 108.74 | 98% | 2020-07-30 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |