What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
—from The Office, a movie by Ricky Gervais
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| 1574. | Connor (jonecon) | 78.87 | 96% | 2019-02-25 |
| 1575. | Tunmsie (tunmi_dev) | 78.87 | 97% | 2020-06-22 |
| 1576. | kostia (kostia244) | 78.81 | 97% | 2020-03-15 |
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| 1578. | Alinda (alindacheung) | 78.79 | 96% | 2020-03-23 |
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| 1580. | Al3x (al3xxe76) | 78.77 | 95% | 2018-08-27 |
| 1581. | Steven (slui9153) | 78.77 | 96% | 2019-01-12 |
| 1582. | ΩmegaMan (omegaman) | 78.72 | 97% | 2020-09-11 |
| 1583. | Pepperoni (pepperoni1171) | 78.71 | 97% | 2020-10-21 |
| 1584. | Ivan (agrus) | 78.70 | 97% | 2019-10-20 |
| 1585. | Joshua (pigdog435) | 78.69 | 98% | 2018-11-28 |
| 1586. | oli (johnvenz16) | 78.68 | 97% | 2020-10-02 |
| 1587. | Ruben (rubenzhang) | 78.66 | 97% | 2020-03-22 |
| 1588. | Cryptic (crypticcs) | 78.66 | 96% | 2019-05-13 |
| 1589. | yeems (yeems) | 78.61 | 97% | 2020-01-14 |
| 1590. | aaronmcg (aaronmcg) | 78.59 | 96% | 2020-10-23 |
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| 1594. | mv0 (the_oko) | 78.39 | 97% | 2020-10-25 |
| 1595. | a (suk_) | 78.37 | 95% | 2020-03-27 |
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