And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25034. | Yogin (xanthum) | 71.11 | 91% | 2014-04-16 |
| 25035. | shaarad (shaaraddalvi) | 71.10 | 97% | 2019-04-17 |
| 25036. | Ali (ali_jammal) | 71.10 | 96% | 2015-01-23 |
| 25037. | John (th3w4v3) | 71.10 | 96% | 2015-11-01 |
| 25038. | Cedric (blueriser) | 71.09 | 98% | 2016-11-10 |
| 25039. | bONEY (b0nay) | 71.09 | 97% | 2016-12-12 |
| 25040. | ElderlySnail (littleerika1017) | 71.09 | 96% | 2020-02-27 |
| 25041. | Ramen (idrinkjelly) | 71.09 | 96% | 2014-02-09 |
| 25042. | TTV Valiscar_ (valiscar) | 71.08 | 97% | 2018-08-11 |
| 25043. | Wayne (wisepvp) | 71.08 | 94% | 2016-05-20 |
| 25044. | Javin (zakurukito) | 71.08 | 96% | 2022-08-25 |
| 25045. | Sean (moogs) | 71.08 | — | 2010-12-28 |
| 25046. | Sergio (pecola_yo) | 71.08 | 96% | 2021-05-21 |
| 25047. | Justin (disney6) | 71.08 | 93% | 2015-09-10 |
| 25048. | Hari (arroganthari) | 71.08 | 97% | 2013-07-11 |
| 25049. | Steve (the_clown8) | 71.08 | 97% | 2016-09-10 |
| 25050. | Aaron (aaronlui100) | 71.07 | 95% | 2023-01-03 |
| 25051. | draft (shinbee) | 71.07 | — | 2010-05-02 |
| 25052. | Anton (popocareface) | 71.07 | 93% | 2013-04-19 |
| 25053. | .̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤... | 71.07 | 92% | 2015-11-07 |
| 25054. | Stephen (kendozin) | 71.06 | 96% | 2019-02-21 |
| 25055. | Ex (not_a_razer) | 71.06 | 94% | 2021-05-26 |
| 25056. | DomeBoy (domeboy) | 71.06 | 97% | 2020-01-16 |
| 25057. | polsab (polsab) | 71.06 | 92% | 2016-01-25 |
| 25058. | Singing (singing_griffin) | 71.06 | 92% | 2017-04-13 |
| 25059. | Amal (nemesis_of_99) | 71.06 | — | 2010-02-12 |
| 25060. | Guest (bryce51202) | 71.06 | — | 2010-10-03 |
| 25061. | Dactyl Typer (joserc87) | 71.05 | 94% | 2015-03-24 |
| 25062. | Pedrin augusto (pedrinlins) | 71.05 | 94% | 2011-11-15 |
| 25063. | Dien (gsdien) | 71.05 | — | 2008-12-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |