I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13307. | Durum (durumpitta) | 78.68 | 97% | 2016-05-08 |
| 13308. | Ralph (rraallff) | 78.67 | 95% | 2019-02-24 |
| 13309. | Nymex (nymex67) | 78.67 | 97% | 2018-01-05 |
| 13310. | pol (poooool) | 78.67 | 95% | 2020-05-01 |
| 13311. | Andrew (mr_orangestressbry) | 78.66 | 97% | 2019-09-18 |
| 13312. | Robby (icybot) | 78.66 | 95% | 2021-01-01 |
| 13313. | dumb (slothinhumandisguise) | 78.65 | 97.7% | 2024-06-07 |
| 13314. | guest041717 (guest041717) | 78.65 | 96.3% | 2023-10-23 |
| 13315. | Ian (ianthetypist) | 78.65 | 97% | 2023-05-18 |
| 13316. | G (gmakzy) | 78.65 | 95% | 2021-09-26 |
| 13317. | iSyqozz512 (isyqozz512) | 78.64 | 97% | 2023-09-10 |
| 13318. | DU30 FASCIST (tymarc) | 78.64 | 80% | 2017-02-23 |
| 13319. | Bryan (sonar90s) | 78.64 | 98% | 2018-01-28 |
| 13320. | Brady (robotindian) | 78.64 | 94% | 2017-01-03 |
| 13321. | zarry (zarryc) | 78.63 | 92% | 2016-06-01 |
| 13322. | Mateen (mqtyper) | 78.63 | 95% | 2017-08-30 |
| 13323. | Based (basedbranches) | 78.62 | 94% | 2016-04-26 |
| 13324. | jf (jffff) | 78.62 | 97% | 2024-11-05 |
| 13325. | Veduv (jigachad) | 78.62 | 97% | 2022-06-26 |
| 13326. | A (aarondhary) | 78.62 | 95% | 2021-01-22 |
| 13327. | Erick (smittywerben) | 78.62 | 97% | 2023-06-22 |
| 13328. | Prosper (prosperhuang) | 78.62 | 97% | 2022-02-19 |
| 13329. | Matt (mattdowning91) | 78.62 | 96.1% | 2023-07-17 |
| 13330. | Benji (alittka) | 78.62 | 96% | 2021-02-22 |
| 13331. | Eugene (taiwansfinest) | 78.62 | 94% | 2023-05-07 |
| 13332. | he2s1 (he2s1) | 78.61 | 96% | 2023-02-15 |
| 13333. | Nate (mtnate13) | 78.61 | 95% | 2022-09-02 |
| 13334. | RY (ryanmononoke) | 78.61 | 97% | 2020-05-07 |
| 13335. | Jung Donghee (jharata_king) | 78.60 | 97% | 2025-05-29 |
| 13336. | juicyguidette (juicyguidette) | 78.60 | 96.9% | 2023-07-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |