Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4036. | Tran (newstrung) | 58.26 | 95% | 2021-08-02 |
| 4037. | Deepakdas (deepakdasprakash) | 58.24 | 96% | 2018-03-13 |
| 4038. | G (zger) | 58.24 | 96% | 2018-04-25 |
| 4039. | Cocaina (cocainavankempi) | 58.24 | 94% | 2018-05-25 |
| 4040. | Kingshuk (kingshuk) | 58.22 | 98% | 2019-05-19 |
| 4041. | mike (yyu2017) | 58.21 | 97% | 2019-09-10 |
| 4042. | Boogs (boogs53) | 58.21 | 95% | 2019-04-30 |
| 4043. | som (somez) | 58.20 | 97% | 2019-08-04 |
| 4044. | Ace (acemace2018) | 58.18 | 94% | 2019-03-01 |
| 4045. | Hussam (samwa7sh800) | 58.18 | 96% | 2021-08-16 |
| 4046. | Viktar (viktar) | 58.17 | 97% | 2019-11-29 |
| 4047. | Žak (slovenskikonj) | 58.17 | 96% | 2018-09-22 |
| 4048. | ra (ra777) | 58.14 | 97% | 2017-11-23 |
| 4049. | Zuhaer (zaszuhaer) | 58.14 | 95% | 2018-07-13 |
| 4050. | Leon (leonnorth) | 58.11 | 97% | 2018-10-05 |
| 4051. | Lai (speedylai) | 58.10 | 99% | 2017-12-04 |
| 4052. | Virendra (virendrap) | 58.09 | 98% | 2018-09-26 |
| 4053. | Aaron (aaron5457) | 58.09 | 92% | 2021-08-21 |
| 4054. | Arslan (malikarslan) | 58.09 | 95% | 2017-12-29 |
| 4055. | Elod (estokelod) | 58.08 | 97% | 2017-11-21 |
| 4056. | Sony (sony2204) | 58.06 | 98% | 2019-11-15 |
| 4057. | Robbo (arctic_breeze) | 58.05 | 97% | 2018-12-10 |
| 4058. | brigita (meiimay) | 58.05 | 97% | 2019-10-31 |
| 4059. | brbrb (brbrb) | 58.04 | 97% | 2019-09-21 |
| 4060. | Gary (ggaarryy12340) | 58.02 | 96% | 2019-11-27 |
| 4061. | John (bragodel) | 58.00 | 97% | 2019-01-07 |
| 4062. | Shiwaya (shiwaya) | 57.99 | 95% | 2019-10-24 |
| 4063. | Simon (mountainflow) | 57.99 | 95% | 2019-09-17 |
| 4064. | EB (cclutch) | 57.99 | 95% | 2018-08-10 |
| 4065. | Succy (succy_cacti) | 57.98 | 96% | 2019-02-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |