The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9461. | Victor (xrv1ck) | 89.19 | 93% | 2011-12-09 |
| 9462. | 6ymaxep (6ymaxep) | 89.18 | 98.3% | 2024-12-09 |
| 9463. | I love ctrl + backspace (ca... | 89.18 | 95.4% | 2024-05-24 |
| 9464. | Matthew (psykkk) | 89.18 | 97% | 2021-04-24 |
| 9465. | Sam (samuelnsh) | 89.18 | 98% | 2012-04-15 |
| 9466. | bakamilk (bakamilk) | 89.17 | 96% | 2024-01-25 |
| 9467. | Klaus (derkoenig) | 89.17 | 98% | 2013-07-29 |
| 9468. | LSHard (linkeen__) | 89.16 | 97% | 2021-03-26 |
| 9469. | Michael (thegul) | 89.16 | 96% | 2018-04-22 |
| 9470. | Jordan (jsmagat) | 89.15 | 95% | 2012-05-13 |
| 9471. | SRX by Sho with Anthracite ... | 89.14 | 96.1% | 2024-12-14 |
| 9472. | Chef (chefuu) | 89.14 | 98.1% | 2021-02-22 |
| 9473. | Robe (robedigov) | 89.14 | 96% | 2012-06-12 |
| 9474. | Tomaz (flowizard) | 89.13 | 98.1% | 2025-03-24 |
| 9475. | aokasokasdsaok (maoiie) | 89.13 | 95.6% | 2023-06-16 |
| 9476. | Ryan (lionryan) | 89.13 | 95% | 2021-09-27 |
| 9477. | 🐢🐢🐢🐢 (amogh1420) | 89.12 | 97% | 2021-03-24 |
| 9478. | Aarni (aarnib) | 89.12 | 97.4% | 2023-06-05 |
| 9479. | god (god_is_here) | 89.12 | 96.4% | 2024-11-06 |
| 9480. | pastaconfusion (pastaconfus... | 89.11 | 97% | 2025-04-03 |
| 9481. | FlashFire (lasfate) | 89.11 | 94% | 2015-11-05 |
| 9482. | catpuplover (catpuplover) | 89.11 | 99.2% | 2024-10-21 |
| 9483. | Andrew (andrewdvorak) | 89.11 | 96% | 2021-09-10 |
| 9484. | Valentina (genericwhitemale) | 89.11 | 97% | 2022-01-18 |
| 9485. | Naveen (kaizoku156) | 89.11 | 97.4% | 2024-03-06 |
| 9486. | pipez (pipez) | 89.11 | 95% | 2016-02-16 |
| 9487. | kahtleen (kahtleen) | 89.11 | 98% | 2012-09-04 |
| 9488. | Adrian (cheeseshrub) | 89.10 | 98.3% | 2024-09-14 |
| 9489. | Aslery (aslery) | 89.10 | 96.9% | 2024-04-29 |
| 9490. | Noodle (noodle_master) | 89.10 | 98% | 2022-11-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |