I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20684. | Junior (mkunaji) | 62.19 | 96% | 2021-12-15 |
| 20685. | Nahte (uhop123) | 62.19 | 97% | 2021-05-10 |
| 20686. | Max (durkwom) | 62.19 | 97% | 2022-12-20 |
| 20687. | yassin (yassinsony) | 62.19 | 97% | 2022-07-25 |
| 20688. | Matthew (blayzed93) | 62.19 | 93% | 2017-07-13 |
| 20689. | Joshua (stupidguyjosh) | 62.18 | 93% | 2025-12-11 |
| 20690. | sus (fafmeister) | 62.18 | 98% | 2022-08-15 |
| 20691. | aster (asterr) | 62.17 | 94% | 2021-09-18 |
| 20692. | Tom (darkusisdope) | 62.17 | 99% | 2021-12-28 |
| 20693. | andrad (andraaad) | 62.17 | 97% | 2021-08-13 |
| 20694. | Michael Gorby (gorbytheworby) | 62.17 | 94% | 2023-11-14 |
| 20695. | Elen (eliivapuu) | 62.17 | 99% | 2020-05-04 |
| 20696. | vi (vipandas) | 62.16 | 93% | 2021-04-11 |
| 20697. | Cullen (ctf011) | 62.16 | 98% | 2020-02-06 |
| 20698. | 1337 (samseks) | 62.16 | 95% | 2019-11-24 |
| 20699. | Dan (dcuaron) | 62.16 | 96% | 2020-12-04 |
| 20700. | Alex (aalleexx1) | 62.15 | 99% | 2023-04-16 |
| 20701. | Elishba (elishba) | 62.15 | 94% | 2021-03-18 |
| 20702. | Phro (phrohlych) | 62.15 | 94% | 2017-06-12 |
| 20703. | Flinigan (fliginan) | 62.15 | 94% | 2017-10-21 |
| 20704. | FastBlue (fastblue456) | 62.15 | 97% | 2017-05-19 |
| 20705. | Gotjanoet (gotjanoet) | 62.14 | 93.7% | 2024-11-27 |
| 20706. | mirian (mar08) | 62.14 | 97.1% | 2025-04-26 |
| 20707. | Ben (thebenmerlin) | 62.14 | 94% | 2022-05-05 |
| 20708. | toby (toby69420) | 62.13 | 95% | 2022-08-02 |
| 20709. | Jere (geero12) | 62.13 | 99% | 2022-11-06 |
| 20710. | Pragyan (swordfish999) | 62.12 | 97% | 2021-08-18 |
| 20711. | Jonathan (jontheprinter) | 62.12 | 95% | 2020-08-30 |
| 20712. | Maxim (debzaf) | 62.12 | 91% | 2017-04-06 |
| 20713. | Nick (poppyc_ck) | 62.11 | 95% | 2021-10-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |