So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28293. | H!P! (harsh_patel) | 55.68 | 97% | 2023-06-23 |
| 28294. | D E M O N (d_emon) | 55.68 | 96% | 2021-04-12 |
| 28295. | Salem (dargana) | 55.68 | — | 2009-12-31 |
| 28296. | Cao (bluesky610882009) | 55.68 | — | 2009-09-08 |
| 28297. | David (maygaya) | 55.67 | 95.7% | 2023-07-04 |
| 28298. | Prajwol (brokenfingges) | 55.67 | 96% | 2022-08-01 |
| 28299. | Shaurya (thrillerbark) | 55.67 | 96% | 2021-01-19 |
| 28300. | mlKH (mlkh_75) | 55.67 | 96% | 2021-01-16 |
| 28301. | Angel (rathgormack) | 55.67 | 96% | 2015-08-27 |
| 28302. | betty (battery) | 55.67 | — | 2009-08-13 |
| 28303. | Raisin (annielam) | 55.66 | 97% | 2016-06-16 |
| 28304. | BeX (liltoaster) | 55.66 | 97% | 2021-03-01 |
| 28305. | jason (jasonmha) | 55.66 | 96% | 2021-02-23 |
| 28306. | Chung Ming (ma_chung_ming) | 55.66 | 96% | 2016-05-03 |
| 28307. | hien (minhhien177) | 55.66 | — | 2010-01-02 |
| 28308. | Switch_to_Colemak (nuhyamin) | 55.66 | 95% | 2012-02-14 |
| 28309. | Arun (aktomar0707) | 55.65 | 97% | 2022-11-19 |
| 28310. | Nassif (nassif27) | 55.65 | 99% | 2023-04-17 |
| 28311. | Butts (butts123) | 55.65 | 98% | 2020-09-09 |
| 28312. | Alex (aalleexx1) | 55.65 | 95.6% | 2023-08-18 |
| 28313. | Vial'Ree (kurumaw) | 55.65 | — | 2010-12-01 |
| 28314. | qwerty (qwerty_master) | 55.65 | — | 2009-06-03 |
| 28315. | phoenix (cun_con) | 55.65 | — | 2009-11-03 |
| 28316. | Amy (amy20503) | 55.65 | 94% | 2013-09-27 |
| 28317. | Francisco (francisco911) | 55.64 | 91% | 2014-11-13 |
| 28318. | Ian (icspicy) | 55.64 | 96% | 2023-07-22 |
| 28319. | Feariscool (fearisdumb) | 55.64 | 93% | 2021-11-26 |
| 28320. | jugal (j1mmy) | 55.64 | 95% | 2021-03-19 |
| 28321. | Anders (rockfordal) | 55.64 | 74% | 2013-08-14 |
| 28322. | Peter (jclj9000) | 55.64 | 96% | 2014-10-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |