And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4509. | Archel (archflo) | 114.27 | 97% | 2013-12-18 |
| 4510. | Gaurav (smite) | 114.26 | 94% | 2013-06-20 |
| 4511. | Jeremy (harrack) | 114.26 | 98% | 2015-11-29 |
| 4512. | Sock (0816seung) | 114.25 | 92% | 2014-08-26 |
| 4513. | Dana (cloud5) | 114.25 | 98% | 2015-11-19 |
| 4514. | Joshua (joshuawn) | 114.25 | — | 2010-02-07 |
| 4515. | Noober (noobest_noober) | 114.24 | 99% | 2023-03-11 |
| 4516. | Hanam (hasapi) | 114.24 | — | 2011-01-09 |
| 4517. | mokira (mokira) | 114.24 | 98% | 2013-12-11 |
| 4518. | zeek (ollizillo) | 114.24 | — | 2009-09-09 |
| 4519. | Bwett (bwett) | 114.23 | 98% | 2014-10-02 |
| 4520. | (l__l) | 114.23 | 98% | 2020-04-11 |
| 4521. | C (colinmcalister14) | 114.22 | 97% | 2023-01-22 |
| 4522. | Glory (gl0ry) | 114.22 | 96% | 2011-05-31 |
| 4523. | Gortrak (gortrak) | 114.22 | 94% | 2014-12-18 |
| 4524. | RH (dzaefn) | 114.22 | 99% | 2017-04-25 |
| 4525. | Mythknight (nolfwin) | 114.21 | 95% | 2016-05-29 |
| 4526. | catboy (knightsunder) | 114.21 | 98% | 2017-10-19 |
| 4527. | aaindhu (aaindtharivalan_p) | 114.21 | 99% | 2015-11-17 |
| 4528. | Ben (profcalculus) | 114.20 | 99% | 2021-09-03 |
| 4529. | Sherif (zushauque) | 114.20 | 97% | 2014-03-11 |
| 4530. | Xin (sigmoid) | 114.20 | 94% | 2012-12-27 |
| 4531. | pingu (pingu_workman) | 114.20 | 97% | 2020-06-23 |
| 4532. | Juantonomoe (juantonomoe) | 114.19 | 98% | 2018-05-16 |
| 4533. | Vladimir (nolmegar) | 114.19 | 97% | 2018-03-25 |
| 4534. | Alexander (schrepfer) | 114.18 | 99% | 2018-01-03 |
| 4535. | Zingiberis (eremophilia) | 114.17 | 98% | 2013-10-06 |
| 4536. | Coleen (kcolleenk) | 114.17 | — | 2009-06-05 |
| 4537. | aice (aice_xx) | 114.17 | — | 2009-12-11 |
| 4538. | Mack (ensain) | 114.16 | 94% | 2015-02-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |