So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21413. | tstats[ksybrx0x] (ksybrx0x) | 66.31 | 96.6% | 2023-10-30 |
| 21414. | dak (dakn) | 66.30 | 96% | 2021-01-18 |
| 21415. | Ruel Ryan (ruelryan) | 66.30 | 98% | 2021-07-21 |
| 21416. | Duterte (shezzorock) | 66.29 | 96% | 2015-09-30 |
| 21417. | Konrad (platzhirsch) | 66.29 | — | 2010-09-14 |
| 21418. | Song (psslive) | 66.29 | 94% | 2016-05-19 |
| 21419. | ilias (iliasnik21) | 66.29 | 93% | 2021-03-19 |
| 21420. | ---| (karthivi95) | 66.29 | 96% | 2020-10-18 |
| 21421. | elemental (asy_coder) | 66.29 | 96.5% | 2023-06-12 |
| 21422. | I am Starfactor (superbrawl... | 66.28 | 92% | 2013-04-05 |
| 21423. | jules (jamiranda) | 66.28 | 97% | 2020-03-30 |
| 21424. | Ichimid (fm1d) | 66.28 | 98% | 2023-02-16 |
| 21425. | I12 (inot12) | 66.27 | 98% | 2018-12-14 |
| 21426. | Manjijoji (llewton) | 66.27 | 97% | 2017-04-24 |
| 21427. | Kaitlyn (kkyaya13) | 66.27 | 97% | 2023-10-05 |
| 21428. | qweqwe (qweu) | 66.27 | 97% | 2023-05-13 |
| 21429. | Yolodumb (jeez) | 66.26 | 95% | 2013-01-17 |
| 21430. | lukasz (lukaszx) | 66.26 | 96.9% | 2021-02-17 |
| 21431. | Melvin (melvski) | 66.26 | 91% | 2013-05-17 |
| 21432. | Ay (aaffs) | 66.26 | 94% | 2015-09-04 |
| 21433. | Max (maxpage) | 66.26 | 96% | 2023-07-24 |
| 21434. | Rafi (chess_rh) | 66.26 | 96.2% | 2021-02-01 |
| 21435. | ahmed (admica) | 66.26 | 99% | 2019-05-17 |
| 21436. | Jonas (jonasv888) | 66.26 | 97% | 2021-05-31 |
| 21437. | Bao (sushivision) | 66.26 | 96% | 2019-04-19 |
| 21438. | Taylen (whitetay123) | 66.25 | 91% | 2015-09-16 |
| 21439. | Jiming (jimingyee) | 66.25 | 92% | 2015-04-06 |
| 21440. | Connor (connorb2525) | 66.25 | 98% | 2021-03-14 |
| 21441. | MAX (max_1) | 66.25 | 97% | 2021-06-30 |
| 21442. | BruhBruh (burningbird999) | 66.25 | 97% | 2022-03-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |