As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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23811. | tstats[0anonymous0123] (0an... | 50.79 | 95% | 2021-06-21 |
23812. | Evan (piccol07) | 50.78 | 97% | 2023-05-31 |
23813. | Ali (salter) | 50.77 | 95% | 2016-05-14 |
23814. | Karissa (catboyq) | 50.76 | 94% | 2021-04-11 |
23815. | Musa (imusai) | 50.76 | 91% | 2016-08-28 |
23816. | DmPower (dmpower) | 50.75 | 93% | 2022-04-25 |
23817. | Karu (karu48) | 50.75 | 95% | 2022-04-20 |
23818. | LadangBiru (ladangbiru) | 50.75 | 95% | 2020-03-05 |
23819. | shiroashi (shiroashi) | 50.75 | 98% | 2016-03-05 |
23820. | shames (shaymaya) | 50.74 | 95% | 2022-04-19 |
23821. | Helmut (__orvilletootenbach... | 50.74 | 96% | 2020-09-02 |
23822. | cuzimogni (cuzimogni) | 50.74 | 96% | 2021-03-02 |
23823. | Henry (silentlycalm) | 50.74 | 95% | 2021-01-05 |
23824. | berserker02 (berserker02) | 50.73 | 95% | 2021-01-13 |
23825. | Gyalzen (g_sherpa) | 50.73 | 97% | 2022-07-30 |
23826. | Owen (omuck) | 50.73 | 93% | 2021-01-18 |
23827. | j (typelip) | 50.72 | 97% | 2022-02-16 |
23828. | Milo (milo219) | 50.72 | 95.9% | 2023-06-14 |
23829. | Aadarsh (aadarshmani) | 50.72 | 96% | 2020-07-19 |
23830. | maaeab (moemenahmed) | 50.72 | 90% | 2016-03-31 |
23831. | Hohos (wilsu) | 50.72 | 96% | 2019-05-28 |
23832. | RAGHU (raghu7889) | 50.72 | 91% | 2017-01-21 |
23833. | SachiN (sachin_gupta) | 50.72 | 89% | 2016-09-24 |
23834. | Malek (malek_swagger) | 50.71 | 97% | 2018-07-31 |
23835. | Yui (gameoutt) | 50.70 | 94.3% | 2021-02-17 |
23836. | Jakov (jakica5) | 50.69 | 96% | 2020-09-26 |
23837. | Thanh (thucdon92) | 50.69 | 97% | 2017-09-10 |
23838. | hay naku!! (toxicwaste) | 50.68 | 96% | 2019-06-29 |
23839. | Oliver (mr_capo) | 50.67 | 97% | 2022-09-28 |
23840. | Mike (mindjive) | 50.67 | 94% | 2015-09-26 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |