Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1547. | Teegey (teegey) | 85.09 | 96% | 2017-11-26 |
1548. | RIP Reckful (demmmskillz) | 85.08 | 95% | 2018-10-24 |
1549. | Breyton (breytonioso) | 85.02 | 97% | 2018-01-08 |
1550. | tonkotsu (tonkotsuramen) | 85.02 | 97% | 2020-11-24 |
1551. | Sia (siadymensia) | 85.02 | 99% | 2019-08-26 |
1552. | sherimori (sherimori) | 85.02 | 99% | 2019-09-09 |
1553. | sumanth (summythemummy) | 85.01 | 98% | 2019-02-26 |
1554. | Khoi (khoitran) | 85.01 | 98% | 2021-08-22 |
1555. | trigunateet (trigunateet15) | 84.99 | 99% | 2018-02-22 |
1556. | Victor (susavile) | 84.99 | 98% | 2020-02-04 |
1557. | Darjinero (darjinero) | 84.98 | 98% | 2021-08-20 |
1558. | Zach (zachswan1) | 84.95 | 98% | 2020-05-20 |
1559. | Stea (fracticals) | 84.94 | 97% | 2018-12-26 |
1560. | Isaac (isaaclowk) | 84.94 | 97% | 2018-08-06 |
1561. | aaa (jackedgar) | 84.92 | 98% | 2020-06-03 |
1562. | plasma (plasmavolt) | 84.90 | 97% | 2020-04-21 |
1563. | Antoni (aachh) | 84.89 | 98% | 2019-09-29 |
1564. | Bach (bwv988) | 84.89 | 98% | 2019-09-22 |
1565. | Give me ice (givemeice) | 84.88 | 98% | 2018-04-13 |
1566. | Oscar (nacl322) | 84.88 | 96% | 2017-12-29 |
1567. | Xapto (xapto) | 84.87 | 97% | 2017-10-04 |
1568. | rumi (archsun) | 84.84 | 98% | 2020-08-28 |
1569. | Jizz (mamski) | 84.80 | 97% | 2017-12-16 |
1570. | Sarah (sarah2005meow) | 84.78 | 98% | 2020-03-26 |
1571. | Ely (mynchi372) | 84.76 | 98% | 2018-09-26 |
1572. | Luc (lucc) | 84.75 | 95% | 2019-12-10 |
1573. | Sebastian (proudpole) | 84.74 | 96% | 2020-09-26 |
1574. | asşlkegjaşslkrejg (nervana) | 84.73 | 96% | 2020-06-24 |
1575. | ジョンジョンジョン... | 84.71 | 97% | 2019-11-27 |
1576. | Jesse (sarrod) | 84.70 | 97% | 2019-01-17 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 7,905 | 76.87 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |
ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 87.16 | September 21, 2022 |