The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 152. | (a56tao) | 110.33 | 96% | 2014-06-23 |
| 153. | (random_lee) | 110.31 | 97% | 2016-02-26 |
| 154. | (newslowkeyboard) | 110.20 | — | 2010-01-08 |
| 155. | (wivivol) | 110.17 | — | 2009-07-03 |
| 156. | (nadineysa) | 110.13 | 97% | 2021-02-02 |
| 157. | Beanz (gilz242) | 109.91 | 96% | 2016-01-28 |
| 158. | Crunchman (crunchman) | 109.68 | 97.6% | 2023-09-21 |
| 159. | Badika (badika) | 109.66 | 95% | 2013-02-11 |
| 160. | (gabyyy) | 109.62 | — | 2009-06-21 |
| 161. | (kryx) | 109.55 | — | 2009-11-20 |
| 162. | (corgi_) | 109.41 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
| 163. | (tobymao) | 109.17 | — | 2008-09-04 |
| 164. | (aiwaleila) | 109.17 | — | 2010-03-02 |
| 165. | (michaeltherobot) | 108.99 | — | 2011-02-14 |
| 166. | (alexb41693) | 108.97 | 94% | 2011-06-27 |
| 167. | (idak) | 108.95 | 98% | 2020-11-13 |
| 168. | Jax (aabattery) | 108.67 | — | 2009-08-11 |
| 169. | (sydmarie) | 108.13 | 97% | 2014-07-24 |
| 170. | (ignore) | 108.07 | 97% | 2016-01-22 |
| 171. | (mumeigaf) | 107.96 | 94% | 2013-01-22 |
| 172. | (kyleva) | 107.84 | 96% | 2012-07-16 |
| 173. | River (river_zastory) | 107.68 | 95% | 2011-08-31 |
| 174. | (smoke2jointz) | 107.66 | — | 2010-07-05 |
| 175. | (bigghaz01) | 107.51 | 92% | 2011-12-10 |
| 176. | (scraex) | 107.22 | 98% | 2021-09-21 |
| 177. | (dzlandis) | 107.11 | 96% | 2021-11-24 |
| 178. | (nicanor) | 107.11 | — | 2008-09-19 |
| 179. | (johnpetrucci) | 107.03 | — | 2009-07-28 |
| 180. | (thiefraccoon) | 106.96 | 95% | 2012-12-22 |
| 181. | (hooiigan) | 106.96 | 86% | 2014-12-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |