So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4750. | (vanquisher5) | 99.57 | 97% | 2021-08-25 |
| 4751. | Theo (thegreatestofalltime) | 99.57 | 96% | 2012-10-21 |
| 4752. | Chibichan (supersam317) | 99.57 | 99% | 2021-04-29 |
| 4753. | Daniel (intangiblesniper) | 99.56 | 95% | 2014-10-10 |
| 4754. | A L E X (alyx11445) | 99.56 | 100% | 2017-08-01 |
| 4755. | (pizzatyper23) | 99.55 | 99% | 2021-10-01 |
| 4756. | (rollno14) | 99.55 | 98% | 2022-04-17 |
| 4757. | Djaenk (djaenk) | 99.55 | 97% | 2020-11-12 |
| 4758. | (theonehue) | 99.54 | 98% | 2021-06-20 |
| 4759. | (rakelife) | 99.54 | 97% | 2021-01-10 |
| 4760. | brianbear (briand724080) | 99.54 | 93% | 2014-03-26 |
| 4761. | (dalivan) | 99.53 | 97% | 2013-05-08 |
| 4762. | (johndue21) | 99.53 | 95% | 2017-03-12 |
| 4763. | (minifarkan) | 99.52 | 98% | 2017-10-13 |
| 4764. | (stagadoosh) | 99.52 | 98% | 2017-06-08 |
| 4765. | (vijayk) | 99.52 | 93% | 2015-12-31 |
| 4766. | (wountoto) | 99.51 | 97% | 2022-01-10 |
| 4767. | Jax (aabattery) | 99.51 | — | 2009-03-27 |
| 4768. | (summertimesadness) | 99.50 | 94% | 2015-04-14 |
| 4769. | (aeixel) | 99.50 | 94% | 2015-02-19 |
| 4770. | (joe_froggy) | 99.50 | 95.9% | 2023-09-21 |
| 4771. | (hyund0) | 99.50 | 97% | 2021-09-16 |
| 4772. | Hector (dingdingdingding) | 99.50 | 92% | 2013-10-19 |
| 4773. | (baltodk) | 99.49 | 98% | 2012-11-23 |
| 4774. | (hyugaki) | 99.48 | 92% | 2012-09-20 |
| 4775. | Big Benton (ricochetfleg) | 99.48 | 92% | 2015-08-23 |
| 4776. | (cyclicamp) | 99.48 | 99% | 2014-08-07 |
| 4777. | (ifeelhyper) | 99.47 | 97% | 2017-09-24 |
| 4778. | (gabingbing) | 99.47 | 95% | 2021-06-17 |
| 4779. | (veyloris) | 99.47 | 95% | 2015-09-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |