Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17734. | youwonttype (youwonttype) | 72.50 | 95% | 2018-01-11 |
| 17735. | chuate (chuatehacam) | 72.50 | — | 2009-12-14 |
| 17736. | Neovas (neovas) | 72.50 | 97% | 2012-10-25 |
| 17737. | Sufyan (sufyan) | 72.50 | — | 2009-03-29 |
| 17738. | Bluebear (bluebear69) | 72.50 | 97% | 2012-08-12 |
| 17739. | name (paulpaulading) | 72.49 | 97% | 2022-04-11 |
| 17740. | Tiffany (potatosmeller) | 72.49 | 97% | 2021-10-12 |
| 17741. | Dheeraj (dpsharma2050) | 72.49 | 98% | 2022-04-20 |
| 17742. | xy (soox0001) | 72.49 | 95% | 2021-05-10 |
| 17743. | Peaky (x101) | 72.49 | 97% | 2017-08-24 |
| 17744. | Joshua (joshlee) | 72.49 | — | 2008-12-16 |
| 17745. | Fredrik (falcanen) | 72.49 | 98% | 2017-10-24 |
| 17746. | Khoa (nak9x) | 72.49 | 95% | 2012-12-20 |
| 17747. | zythr (zythr) | 72.48 | 93% | 2017-02-04 |
| 17748. | neckau (neckau) | 72.48 | 99% | 2022-05-09 |
| 17749. | Aldar Kose (hkoldas) | 72.48 | 95% | 2022-05-11 |
| 17750. | zbswag (zbswag) | 72.47 | 88% | 2012-11-02 |
| 17751. | Brandon (carbonic) | 72.47 | 94% | 2016-03-19 |
| 17752. | GBT (r_tog) | 72.47 | 98% | 2022-07-11 |
| 17753. | Henry (rustylimbs) | 72.47 | 92% | 2016-06-08 |
| 17754. | Aayush (aa__yush) | 72.47 | 97% | 2021-06-28 |
| 17755. | Ethan (conanethan) | 72.47 | 95% | 2020-01-03 |
| 17756. | Jiratchaya (jsamutsakorn) | 72.47 | 91% | 2015-01-18 |
| 17757. | Bao (sushivision) | 72.47 | 95% | 2012-08-26 |
| 17758. | Jeritens (jensrichter) | 72.47 | 97% | 2017-12-31 |
| 17759. | robert1003 (robert1003) | 72.46 | 97% | 2021-03-02 |
| 17760. | Max (potato235) | 72.46 | 95% | 2018-09-11 |
| 17761. | Seth (neonzip) | 72.46 | — | 2008-10-19 |
| 17762. | Shakil (narjis) | 72.46 | 96% | 2013-08-17 |
| 17763. | dann (raclino) | 72.45 | 98% | 2020-11-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |