Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. There are certain rules about a war. Rule number one is young men die. And rule number two is doctors can't change rule number one.
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16677. | The Anh (anhnt29) | 72.45 | 96% | 2018-09-11 |
| 16678. | Sadie (thotchakra) | 72.44 | 95% | 2021-07-29 |
| 16679. | Alihan (ahuramazda96) | 72.44 | 97% | 2020-08-25 |
| 16680. | Chrism4 (chrisman44) | 72.44 | 98% | 2021-03-05 |
| 16681. | Delicacy (delicacy_) | 72.43 | 96% | 2023-06-07 |
| 16682. | jade (fabrichai) | 72.43 | 96% | 2023-04-16 |
| 16683. | Sandra (pulledtrigger) | 72.43 | 99% | 2017-11-08 |
| 16684. | McDonald's (cheeseburgerfro... | 72.43 | 96% | 2021-08-18 |
| 16685. | ansotehunsahtoeuns (martinr... | 72.43 | 96.8% | 2021-02-23 |
| 16686. | Fredo (keyvalue) | 72.42 | 99% | 2022-07-13 |
| 16687. | █.̸̤̪̝̥̈́.̷̀͑͌̐... | 72.42 | 97% | 2022-06-15 |
| 16688. | Jakub (appii_) | 72.42 | 94% | 2021-01-23 |
| 16689. | ONE4EVER (one4ever) | 72.42 | 96% | 2020-09-29 |
| 16690. | Jeff (jeff_mcgee) | 72.41 | 97% | 2022-07-05 |
| 16691. | Agamemnon (agamemnon_) | 72.41 | 96% | 2023-10-05 |
| 16692. | Nils (chewhaz) | 72.41 | 95% | 2020-02-16 |
| 16693. | Andry (andry60351) | 72.40 | 99% | 2020-08-01 |
| 16694. | Aayush (aa__yush) | 72.40 | 98% | 2021-02-06 |
| 16695. | Nick (legnik) | 72.39 | 96.7% | 2023-10-31 |
| 16696. | Dylan (dyl0e) | 72.39 | 95% | 2021-09-20 |
| 16697. | Jacob (gloriouswinner11) | 72.39 | 96% | 2022-05-20 |
| 16698. | Croods (croods) | 72.39 | 96% | 2021-12-07 |
| 16699. | IllMind (lllmind) | 72.38 | 98% | 2023-02-01 |
| 16700. | Colby (ctclarke) | 72.38 | 96.3% | 2023-11-20 |
| 16701. | The Hybrid (thehybrid) | 72.37 | 96% | 2026-04-20 |
| 16702. | Daniel (danielpaanderson) | 72.37 | 99% | 2021-11-28 |
| 16703. | Luis (luisaes) | 72.36 | 94.7% | 2023-07-25 |
| 16704. | Niki Bleszák (nikkentyu) | 72.36 | 98% | 2025-10-09 |
| 16705. | TheAnachronism (theanachron... | 72.36 | 97% | 2022-09-06 |
| 16706. | Joey (joeyp123) | 72.36 | 96% | 2022-04-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 44,895 | 85.47 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 161 | 91.51 | December 20, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 124.06 | April 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |