So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7074. | (teme) | 92.29 | 92% | 2016-03-22 |
| 7075. | (jordan83221) | 92.29 | 90% | 2015-11-20 |
| 7076. | (dramatik) | 92.29 | — | 2009-08-04 |
| 7077. | Hamski (maythose) | 92.28 | 95% | 2017-11-10 |
| 7078. | (niwradsoft) | 92.28 | 97% | 2011-07-22 |
| 7079. | (lovedanathema) | 92.28 | 96% | 2013-06-24 |
| 7080. | (steakz) | 92.28 | 92% | 2013-02-08 |
| 7081. | (tarryn) | 92.28 | 92% | 2011-07-17 |
| 7082. | (mapagmahal143) | 92.28 | 97% | 2014-05-18 |
| 7083. | (uroskrunic2) | 92.28 | 96% | 2016-08-10 |
| 7084. | (girau) | 92.28 | — | 2011-03-01 |
| 7085. | (yetito21) | 92.27 | 96% | 2020-11-16 |
| 7086. | Jochen (s1mpx) | 92.27 | 96% | 2016-08-18 |
| 7087. | (alpha_redd) | 92.27 | 98% | 2011-07-15 |
| 7088. | (tpudas) | 92.27 | 94% | 2016-01-20 |
| 7089. | (shades444) | 92.27 | — | 2011-02-10 |
| 7090. | (elsancho5) | 92.26 | 98% | 2022-07-13 |
| 7091. | a_lolbeast (a_lolbeast) | 92.26 | 98% | 2021-10-01 |
| 7092. | (volcanicarts) | 92.26 | 97% | 2021-04-19 |
| 7093. | (gamernyasar) | 92.26 | 98% | 2012-12-25 |
| 7094. | (jromans) | 92.25 | 96% | 2011-10-09 |
| 7095. | (cameroniup) | 92.25 | 93% | 2015-12-10 |
| 7096. | (melissar_gregoire) | 92.25 | 99% | 2022-02-02 |
| 7097. | (speeddemon8) | 92.25 | 97% | 2020-09-24 |
| 7098. | (panyaa) | 92.25 | 100% | 2014-07-13 |
| 7099. | (eyther) | 92.24 | 98% | 2017-06-08 |
| 7100. | (siscari) | 92.24 | 97% | 2021-06-02 |
| 7101. | Long Double E.T. (jackje) | 92.24 | 96% | 2011-08-13 |
| 7102. | (mrprx) | 92.23 | 98% | 2023-04-18 |
| 7103. | (scojos) | 92.23 | 98% | 2016-07-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |