I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10939. | Sebastian (4555) | 83.41 | 97% | 2022-09-16 |
| 10940. | Anye (farmerfred) | 83.41 | 98% | 2023-01-05 |
| 10941. | kljdfkj (dumpsterman) | 83.41 | 95.8% | 2023-10-15 |
| 10942. | Whos (g3trekt) | 83.41 | 98% | 2021-04-23 |
| 10943. | Markus (markustelser) | 83.41 | 96% | 2022-10-06 |
| 10944. | totoro (xiangchen) | 83.41 | 96% | 2018-02-28 |
| 10945. | BizzyBone (jason7451) | 83.41 | — | 2009-05-17 |
| 10946. | slowdown plz (abulkhairi) | 83.41 | 97% | 2020-02-16 |
| 10947. | Subramanian (ks_aps) | 83.40 | 97% | 2023-02-27 |
| 10948. | phuong (phuongdong008) | 83.40 | 94% | 2012-06-04 |
| 10949. | tuan.luu (chucphuc) | 83.40 | 94% | 2012-09-04 |
| 10950. | Kenneth (kenesu) | 83.40 | 93% | 2015-06-04 |
| 10951. | Jonathan (bubbler123) | 83.40 | 96% | 2015-03-24 |
| 10952. | Master (gravity010) | 83.39 | 98% | 2018-02-13 |
| 10953. | sic transit gloria mundi (d... | 83.39 | 98% | 2021-01-04 |
| 10954. | Piotr (pmurach) | 83.39 | 97% | 2014-07-30 |
| 10955. | Fast (mk494) | 83.38 | 96% | 2021-05-25 |
| 10956. | globmont (globmont) | 83.38 | 93% | 2015-11-02 |
| 10957. | ☼Nikola☼ (5crownik007) | 83.38 | 97% | 2018-09-12 |
| 10958. | Shrwd (shrwd) | 83.38 | 96% | 2019-01-19 |
| 10959. | Piotr (snooppiotr) | 83.38 | 96% | 2023-01-24 |
| 10960. | Apostolos (afmnt) | 83.38 | 92% | 2016-01-25 |
| 10961. | A (chilt0n) | 83.38 | 97% | 2020-08-05 |
| 10962. | Cody (hippolytus) | 83.38 | 96% | 2021-02-22 |
| 10963. | tekfuk (tekfuk) | 83.38 | — | 2010-07-16 |
| 10964. | Howly (howly) | 83.38 | 94% | 2014-06-28 |
| 10965. | James (vvjames) | 83.38 | 97% | 2019-07-05 |
| 10966. | Nob (nobvon) | 83.38 | 95% | 2016-07-27 |
| 10967. | McGoose (mcgoose) | 83.38 | 90% | 2016-09-17 |
| 10968. | Ada (a_duh) | 83.38 | — | 2008-11-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |