The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2888. | Chronicaria (chronicaria) | 124.48 | 98% | 2018-08-01 |
| 2889. | Linda (sadsobble) | 124.47 | 100% | 2022-01-22 |
| 2890. | M8l8th (glitchsolo) | 124.46 | 99% | 2021-12-04 |
| 2891. | Harold (harold33) | 124.46 | 98% | 2023-09-21 |
| 2892. | Cool and (lordofthedance) | 124.46 | 98% | 2018-08-31 |
| 2893. | Chaitanya (don786) | 124.46 | 97% | 2011-05-03 |
| 2894. | Zoran (srbija) | 124.46 | — | 2009-01-13 |
| 2895. | Geo (gcdg626) | 124.45 | 99% | 2022-12-28 |
| 2896. | Ayaz (ayazkhan) | 124.45 | 100% | 2016-03-19 |
| 2897. | Bassim. (cmpleteidiot) | 124.45 | 98% | 2015-07-23 |
| 2898. | acc (agglomeration) | 124.45 | 99% | 2020-05-28 |
| 2899. | Franco (justyo) | 124.45 | 98% | 2012-12-15 |
| 2900. | Tycho (castlevaniamaniac) | 124.45 | 98% | 2015-12-23 |
| 2901. | Mad (bornzor) | 124.44 | 98% | 2019-04-08 |
| 2902. | Derek (lumbartgenzo) | 124.43 | — | 2010-11-04 |
| 2903. | Noémi (dontknow) | 124.43 | — | 2009-11-04 |
| 2904. | Roy (700volvo) | 124.42 | 99% | 2016-03-13 |
| 2905. | Ada (a_duh) | 124.42 | — | 2008-11-18 |
| 2906. | Tensel (tbbone) | 124.42 | 97% | 2016-09-09 |
| 2907. | januarius (januarius) | 124.41 | 99% | 2021-02-24 |
| 2908. | Don (dkbananas) | 124.41 | 92% | 2012-02-10 |
| 2909. | je398338 (je398338) | 124.41 | 100% | 2019-05-31 |
| 2910. | Alex (alexcorsaro) | 124.41 | 97% | 2016-06-24 |
| 2911. | Jacob (drummerjacob) | 124.40 | 96% | 2014-01-21 |
| 2912. | Joel (basicallyterrible) | 124.40 | 90% | 2013-12-12 |
| 2913. | pratyush (pmadhukar) | 124.39 | 97% | 2015-05-17 |
| 2914. | asdf (kangarrou) | 124.39 | 100% | 2015-03-03 |
| 2915. | J.Do (soyguero) | 124.37 | — | 2010-05-21 |
| 2916. | James (kilobyte) | 124.37 | 97% | 2011-09-11 |
| 2917. | Joey (joeypv) | 124.36 | 97% | 2016-05-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |