Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2214. | Andre (dreson03) | 78.46 | 97% | 2021-07-17 |
| 2215. | N (natejam) | 78.44 | 95% | 2020-10-31 |
| 2216. | Malthus (malthusfb) | 78.42 | 96% | 2020-07-03 |
| 2217. | Aashrya (virtualvector) | 78.42 | 97% | 2020-03-21 |
| 2218. | Chaman Jocho Mwaguadabo (al... | 78.39 | 96% | 2018-06-07 |
| 2219. | Mayank (minkk777) | 78.38 | 98% | 2019-05-22 |
| 2220. | Brandon (koalabearf) | 78.38 | 96% | 2019-12-02 |
| 2221. | Tong (tongvu) | 78.38 | 97% | 2020-03-19 |
| 2222. | Hare Krishna (vchhabra33) | 78.38 | 96% | 2020-07-12 |
| 2223. | Zach (zach_bill) | 78.37 | 95% | 2018-03-26 |
| 2224. | Ian (norcla) | 78.33 | 97% | 2018-03-26 |
| 2225. | Miri (youneedcheeses) | 78.33 | 98% | 2019-04-24 |
| 2226. | Rearia (rearia) | 78.32 | 94% | 2017-09-28 |
| 2227. | tobias (thandschin) | 78.31 | 98% | 2020-10-16 |
| 2228. | Sam (mrspongex33) | 78.31 | 98% | 2017-11-26 |
| 2229. | Rafa (rafael1548) | 78.30 | 96% | 2020-07-04 |
| 2230. | - (a__01) | 78.28 | 97% | 2020-02-03 |
| 2231. | Faisal (mfaisal_98) | 78.26 | 98% | 2017-12-14 |
| 2232. | Icecuber (icecuber) | 78.26 | 96% | 2018-07-21 |
| 2233. | ヴィオレット (urskrub) | 78.25 | 97% | 2020-08-29 |
| 2234. | numdegased (numdegased) | 78.24 | 97% | 2017-10-03 |
| 2235. | Orlac (orlac) | 78.24 | 97% | 2018-12-18 |
| 2236. | Nikola (shporet) | 78.24 | 97% | 2020-03-07 |
| 2237. | Saul (saulvsoto) | 78.23 | 94% | 2020-08-06 |
| 2238. | Memat (memat) | 78.21 | 98% | 2019-06-09 |
| 2239. | Tim (tim28) | 78.19 | 97% | 2019-03-23 |
| 2240. | Violet (nidtsg1113) | 78.19 | 97% | 2017-12-21 |
| 2241. | Roro (azuirith100wpm) | 78.18 | 94% | 2020-12-16 |
| 2242. | Josep M (josepot) | 78.18 | 98% | 2020-03-01 |
| 2243. | tstats[shinecross] (shinecr... | 78.17 | 97% | 2017-10-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |