Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 316. | Alex (all_grey) | 114.40 | 99% | 2017-10-28 |
| 317. | kweg (kweg) | 114.29 | 98% | 2019-05-27 |
| 318. | . (speedyant) | 114.27 | 99% | 2018-07-15 |
| 319. | Remagi (remagi) | 114.26 | 98% | 2019-06-17 |
| 320. | Jason (imschleep) | 114.17 | 98% | 2018-02-16 |
| 321. | 🎷 (jazz) | 114.13 | 97% | 2018-11-15 |
| 322. | Ryan (fantazm) | 114.05 | 98% | 2017-11-28 |
| 323. | A (ando8) | 114.03 | 99% | 2019-01-26 |
| 324. | Fictions (fictionqt) | 114.03 | 99% | 2017-09-12 |
| 325. | (roboaedin) | 114.01 | 98% | 2019-01-21 |
| 326. | imdabait (imdabait) | 113.96 | 98% | 2017-09-04 |
| 327. | Tess (makeleletoulalan) | 113.96 | 98% | 2017-12-14 |
| 328. | tch (tcheasdfjkl) | 113.90 | 99% | 2018-07-26 |
| 329. | Duncan (dkbrk) | 113.82 | 100% | 2021-07-26 |
| 330. | Liam (liamhart) | 113.82 | 98% | 2019-11-13 |
| 331. | Jack (memkeys) | 113.78 | 98% | 2018-02-16 |
| 332. | Violet (a87321dc00) | 113.63 | 97% | 2019-12-02 |
| 333. | :^) (kyeavnign) | 113.58 | 98% | 2017-11-20 |
| 334. | Niels (nielsjensen) | 113.56 | 98% | 2018-12-16 |
| 335. | inclass (║╪╤╪σ) (s... | 113.45 | 98% | 2018-06-14 |
| 336. | Henry (hcaocollege) | 113.45 | 99% | 2017-09-19 |
| 337. | Feris (merelyaferis) | 113.42 | 97% | 2019-01-11 |
| 338. | Grotesque (grotesquevinny) | 113.34 | 97% | 2019-11-08 |
| 339. | idk (itsjustmeuknow) | 113.27 | 98% | 2019-02-05 |
| 340. | - (pie314271) | 113.26 | 96% | 2018-08-17 |
| 341. | Josh (theunknownhero) | 113.25 | 98% | 2019-12-12 |
| 342. | steveleeb (steveleeb) | 113.25 | 97% | 2021-07-27 |
| 343. | Justin (speersj) | 113.24 | 100% | 2019-06-18 |
| 344. | ansix2 (sworn) | 113.14 | 97% | 2019-08-14 |
| 345. | recow (recow) | 113.10 | 97% | 2018-07-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |