The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3151. | Laggy (thefitfatass) | 110.36 | 99% | 2019-08-15 |
| 3152. | Brett (mrmahn) | 110.35 | 98% | 2022-05-24 |
| 3153. | atsumu (silkynq) | 110.35 | 98% | 2023-08-14 |
| 3154. | queen 🐝 (dunomunster) | 110.35 | 94% | 2013-12-22 |
| 3155. | Slow (i_type_so_slow) | 110.35 | — | 2010-04-01 |
| 3156. | sdf (delta23) | 110.34 | 97% | 2022-07-01 |
| 3157. | WaisCool (tantul) | 110.34 | 98% | 2012-04-25 |
| 3158. | Roy (roy_alty) | 110.33 | 96% | 2016-02-18 |
| 3159. | america's deadliest god (he... | 110.33 | 95% | 2016-04-10 |
| 3160. | Penguin (420socks) | 110.32 | 95% | 2013-01-26 |
| 3161. | NOT AN ALT (kenixx) | 110.32 | 94% | 2016-01-30 |
| 3162. | sebastian yong (sebyong) | 110.31 | 98% | 2023-06-27 |
| 3163. | Mania (mania) | 110.31 | — | 2009-03-10 |
| 3164. | 🅹🅰🆅🅴 (killer8hy... | 110.31 | 98.6% | 2023-07-23 |
| 3165. | Alex (alexmhso) | 110.31 | 96% | 2013-10-27 |
| 3166. | Andrew (dancedancerevolution) | 110.30 | 98% | 2021-01-24 |
| 3167. | Gb9vsUyEfXfK (a6wpaejayfpr) | 110.29 | 97% | 2018-06-28 |
| 3168. | Terru (rizzden) | 110.29 | 89% | 2015-12-12 |
| 3169. | Tom (foux) | 110.27 | 98% | 2021-10-28 |
| 3170. | Lithox (lithoxsmurf) | 110.26 | 94% | 2014-08-02 |
| 3171. | Roei (rapidroei) | 110.25 | 97% | 2022-07-24 |
| 3172. | Devota (devota) | 110.25 | 95% | 2016-05-17 |
| 3173. | OU (ounurse) | 110.25 | — | 2009-03-21 |
| 3174. | dave (mercurz) | 110.24 | — | 2009-04-13 |
| 3175. | Maximillian (shiken) | 110.23 | 93% | 2013-01-15 |
| 3176. | I play tetris too (hkgwife) | 110.23 | 96% | 2017-04-23 |
| 3177. | Quandale (jaxzy96) | 110.21 | 98% | 2022-09-28 |
| 3178. | vojta (twomi) | 110.21 | 100% | 2023-03-14 |
| 3179. | K (guestav) | 110.21 | 98% | 2016-07-19 |
| 3180. | Jade (jezebel) | 110.21 | 98% | 2011-09-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |