The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12301. | NaTsu879 (lonely_painter) | 84.55 | 98.6% | 2023-10-09 |
| 12302. | lemon (lemondemon) | 84.55 | 97% | 2022-08-15 |
| 12303. | Windy_One (windy_one1) | 84.55 | 96.6% | 2023-10-19 |
| 12304. | kallé (kalle123) | 84.55 | 97% | 2016-03-09 |
| 12305. | Heapcleaner (fathur) | 84.55 | 97% | 2017-04-09 |
| 12306. | wisi (wisi555) | 84.54 | 96.7% | 2023-09-22 |
| 12307. | Hannah (svenskahan) | 84.54 | 93% | 2015-02-08 |
| 12308. | Pape (pape) | 84.54 | 95% | 2012-05-18 |
| 12309. | Francisco (thefranbear) | 84.53 | 97% | 2022-08-31 |
| 12310. | Hobert (lascarus) | 84.53 | 94% | 2016-07-14 |
| 12311. | ethan (ethansaccount) | 84.53 | 95% | 2022-05-17 |
| 12312. | togood4u (eatmydustlol) | 84.53 | 97% | 2021-02-22 |
| 12313. | Nick (mydeca) | 84.53 | 94% | 2012-02-23 |
| 12314. | Coasterface (coasterface) | 84.53 | 99% | 2013-08-22 |
| 12315. | Tiddy (tiddytwister) | 84.52 | 97% | 2021-11-02 |
| 12316. | Noah (nesharps) | 84.52 | 94% | 2016-05-12 |
| 12317. | Kunal (kunal299) | 84.51 | 98% | 2022-08-31 |
| 12318. | Paul (paullmiller1) | 84.51 | 96% | 2012-08-01 |
| 12319. | Kiran (kiranthapa) | 84.51 | 97% | 2016-12-31 |
| 12320. | MR. HARDLY EVER (superrare) | 84.51 | 98% | 2015-08-26 |
| 12321. | bool3max (bolemax) | 84.51 | 97% | 2017-07-29 |
| 12322. | A10000 (a10000) | 84.51 | 96% | 2015-04-17 |
| 12323. | kent (zxcvbnmqwertyuiopasdf... | 84.50 | 96% | 2020-01-25 |
| 12324. | Andrew (andrewihsu) | 84.50 | 99% | 2020-02-26 |
| 12325. | David (dd123c5) | 84.50 | 97% | 2021-09-28 |
| 12326. | An (ntan1210) | 84.50 | 97% | 2022-03-19 |
| 12327. | Noe (yesnoe) | 84.50 | — | 2009-11-16 |
| 12328. | Rai (rairaiept) | 84.50 | 96% | 2013-07-16 |
| 12329. | รอด้วย (pond79) | 84.50 | 96% | 2016-06-23 |
| 12330. | whough (williamhough) | 84.49 | 97% | 2021-09-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |