What? A swallow carrying a coconut? It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. Listen - in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
—from Monty Python and The Holy Grail, a movie by Terry Jones
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1983. | (noobermensch) | 110.04 | 98% | 2014-07-18 |
| 1984. | (dominusreal574) | 110.02 | 97% | 2022-12-29 |
| 1985. | (baurtokenov) | 110.02 | 100% | 2022-02-11 |
| 1986. | (antron92) | 110.02 | 98% | 2011-06-16 |
| 1987. | Jacky (jackyx5724) | 110.02 | 99% | 2011-11-18 |
| 1988. | (bobtehguy) | 110.01 | 99% | 2021-06-06 |
| 1989. | (notofu) | 110.01 | 99% | 2022-03-05 |
| 1990. | (sophiiee) | 110.01 | 97% | 2018-09-25 |
| 1991. | (iloevtypos) | 109.99 | 96% | 2011-05-07 |
| 1992. | (nikolaslim) | 109.98 | 97% | 2014-11-01 |
| 1993. | (numberonemega) | 109.98 | 98% | 2021-11-22 |
| 1994. | (alexnonquit) | 109.98 | 94% | 2017-01-17 |
| 1995. | (tinycarma) | 109.96 | 96% | 2015-01-07 |
| 1996. | (candyslug) | 109.96 | 98% | 2022-06-21 |
| 1997. | (akevinrevolution) | 109.96 | — | 2009-12-23 |
| 1998. | (wookr) | 109.95 | 95% | 2016-09-18 |
| 1999. | (jmart1) | 109.94 | 97% | 2012-05-19 |
| 2000. | one direction SUCKS (_undef... | 109.94 | 99% | 2012-08-09 |
| 2001. | (mamabeaw) | 109.93 | 98% | 2020-12-21 |
| 2002. | (dewg0ng) | 109.93 | 95% | 2015-12-08 |
| 2003. | (malicieux) | 109.92 | 89% | 2012-11-03 |
| 2004. | (bob_bongloaded) | 109.92 | — | 2010-06-23 |
| 2005. | (_nirvana) | 109.91 | 98% | 2020-09-25 |
| 2006. | (tragicbronson) | 109.91 | 100% | 2021-11-13 |
| 2007. | (sir_quiet) | 109.91 | 94% | 2015-04-30 |
| 2008. | (rilee_h443) | 109.90 | 97% | 2022-10-10 |
| 2009. | Glaucoma (wngo22) | 109.90 | 99% | 2015-02-14 |
| 2010. | (flowergirl228) | 109.89 | — | 2008-08-16 |
| 2011. | (annoyingkid) | 109.89 | 96% | 2015-07-22 |
| 2012. | ProLife (righttolife) | 109.88 | 92% | 2013-04-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 101,991 | 68.17 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 161 | 74.58 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 9 | 28.79 | February 15, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 65.09 | February 2, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 82.40 | August 31, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 71.12 | August 23, 2012 |
| Crow Middle High School | 1 | 33.58 | September 13, 2016 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |