As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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2664. | adolf (adolfhill) | 106.02 | 98.6% | 2023-10-18 |
2665. | tofu (wet_tofu) | 106.02 | 98% | 2020-06-27 |
2666. | Jacob (dunkerschnoodle) | 106.02 | 97% | 2017-11-19 |
2667. | Me (justme196) | 106.00 | 96% | 2015-05-16 |
2668. | ryssh (ryssh) | 105.99 | 98% | 2015-05-03 |
2669. | Jason (jpngfile) | 105.96 | 96% | 2016-12-25 |
2670. | Agrarelith (agrarelith) | 105.93 | 98% | 2021-02-09 |
2671. | Kita (kitaliz) | 105.91 | 95% | 2016-04-18 |
2672. | John (phrasee) | 105.91 | 99% | 2017-08-17 |
2673. | nova (fuccboy420) | 105.91 | 97% | 2018-09-04 |
2674. | C (sneakyperryplat) | 105.90 | 98% | 2023-03-08 |
2675. | Matt (ruggler11) | 105.90 | 96% | 2015-08-26 |
2676. | Katie ♥ (katimeo) | 105.90 | 97% | 2015-08-20 |
2677. | Fat Squirrel (neihs) | 105.89 | 98% | 2021-10-26 |
2678. | TacosFly (whentacosfly) | 105.89 | 97.4% | 2024-01-10 |
2679. | polt (poltt) | 105.89 | 97% | 2020-11-16 |
2680. | eijfiiie (_this_is_sparta) | 105.88 | 100% | 2021-03-08 |
2681. | Jacob (jkhindo64) | 105.88 | 99% | 2023-03-14 |
2682. | Dylan (nguyenthedylan) | 105.88 | 97% | 2019-04-25 |
2683. | (╯°□°)╯ (aaltra) | 105.88 | 99% | 2016-02-12 |
2684. | William (sneakywill) | 105.87 | 98% | 2022-09-04 |
2685. | ⌨️🖱️ (t_0nio) | 105.87 | 99.1% | 2021-02-22 |
2686. | Leopold FC660M (sech) | 105.87 | 96% | 2017-12-19 |
2687. | bass (fishing_for_bass) | 105.86 | 97% | 2023-03-11 |
2688. | Hunter (hawsonn) | 105.85 | 98% | 2023-02-06 |
2689. | Bryan (bryanbae) | 105.84 | 99.3% | 2021-01-28 |
2690. | Herby (enjjj) | 105.84 | 98% | 2020-05-26 |
2691. | Nick (nidzoni) | 105.83 | 99% | 2022-10-23 |
2692. | Daikaigan (daikaigan) | 105.83 | 99% | 2021-03-16 |
2693. | eunc (jjoong) | 105.82 | 97% | 2016-09-26 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |