See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6731. | Typing McQueen (sakram07) | 92.81 | 100% | 2021-05-23 |
| 6732. | girl love my finger (chris_... | 92.79 | 96.4% | 2024-06-05 |
| 6733. | Kevin (kimchioncolemak) | 92.79 | 97.4% | 2021-02-05 |
| 6734. | jong (jonggo) | 92.79 | 98.1% | 2024-03-20 |
| 6735. | ThePurpleHornet (thepurpleh... | 92.78 | 99.2% | 2025-04-23 |
| 6736. | f (hughasssss) | 92.78 | 97.7% | 2024-01-22 |
| 6737. | EzPz (ezpzlem0nsqz) | 92.78 | 97% | 2023-08-29 |
| 6738. | Jake (jakejungkook) | 92.78 | 98% | 2023-01-18 |
| 6739. | Godrod (god_of_rods) | 92.78 | 100% | 2022-01-11 |
| 6740. | Abhinav (brainstorm56) | 92.77 | 97% | 2023-12-18 |
| 6741. | Heknull (heknull) | 92.76 | 95.8% | 2023-10-16 |
| 6742. | clam (clamxtx) | 92.76 | 98.4% | 2024-02-20 |
| 6743. | DaRealSiri (darealsiri) | 92.76 | 98.1% | 2021-02-05 |
| 6744. | (shaun022) | 92.76 | 97% | 2023-02-08 |
| 6745. | Mostafa Ahmed (mostafa_22) | 92.75 | 97% | 2025-07-11 |
| 6746. | Donnie (chexed) | 92.75 | 96% | 2022-09-06 |
| 6747. | Abhinav (abhinavpal0987) | 92.74 | 96.6% | 2023-06-11 |
| 6748. | Stefan (_tensor) | 92.74 | 96% | 2021-11-11 |
| 6749. | Stanislav (stanmkh) | 92.74 | 98% | 2023-04-12 |
| 6750. | Aaron (aarontoh__) | 92.73 | 97.2% | 2025-04-15 |
| 6751. | Aziz Rajim (rajbunda) | 92.73 | 97% | 2023-03-17 |
| 6752. | colemak23342 (guddhist) | 92.73 | 95% | 2022-07-15 |
| 6753. | guest041717 (guest041717) | 92.73 | 98.1% | 2023-07-10 |
| 6754. | shaun (godloveme) | 92.72 | 97% | 2025-10-27 |
| 6755. | nate (n7d0g) | 92.72 | 97% | 2024-07-12 |
| 6756. | Ashik (thubaa) | 92.72 | 98% | 2025-08-02 |
| 6757. | alphakennybody (girlfriendl... | 92.72 | 95% | 2021-01-07 |
| 6758. | ByeLaura (kaycubie) | 92.71 | 96% | 2025-02-16 |
| 6759. | Kyle (kyleoh) | 92.71 | 97% | 2021-12-05 |
| 6760. | Nex (nexkon) | 92.71 | 97% | 2020-12-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |