The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17875. | Imme (immevdb) | 75.11 | 99% | 2018-10-08 |
| 17876. | Von Joven (vonmengullo) | 75.11 | 96% | 2019-11-11 |
| 17877. | Michael (furious1988) | 75.11 | — | 2008-12-22 |
| 17878. | chinh (chinhndt) | 75.11 | — | 2011-04-05 |
| 17879. | P (bo0ts) | 75.11 | — | 2009-07-20 |
| 17880. | Kishor Ramanan (kishor_1445) | 75.10 | 98% | 2022-06-27 |
| 17881. | eqq (eqqu) | 75.10 | 98.1% | 2023-10-13 |
| 17882. | Mehti (lylehti) | 75.10 | 96% | 2022-05-11 |
| 17883. | Alex (tsaalex) | 75.10 | 97% | 2019-10-02 |
| 17884. | alejandro (mermeladov) | 75.10 | 94% | 2014-10-18 |
| 17885. | Robert (ivegottoejam) | 75.10 | 96% | 2011-05-12 |
| 17886. | Travis (daltrav1) | 75.10 | 98% | 2017-10-27 |
| 17887. | K Man (wraynmakur) | 75.10 | 96% | 2011-12-28 |
| 17888. | Hampus (woxiiie) | 75.10 | 96% | 2019-05-23 |
| 17889. | VINICIUS (wingfingers) | 75.10 | — | 2009-07-20 |
| 17890. | iGetbetter (demonfox) | 75.10 | — | 2010-11-29 |
| 17891. | Cindy (cwycindy) | 75.09 | 97% | 2022-04-30 |
| 17892. | Me (_syko) | 75.09 | 97% | 2023-04-17 |
| 17893. | Sacha (viperfang) | 75.09 | 96.5% | 2021-02-08 |
| 17894. | Beata (beata111) | 75.09 | 97% | 2021-04-04 |
| 17895. | Siddhant (code_talker) | 75.09 | 95% | 2020-07-21 |
| 17896. | Derek (dsoucie) | 75.09 | 98% | 2017-10-04 |
| 17897. | Brandon (gr3gl) | 75.08 | 94.6% | 2021-02-15 |
| 17898. | Josiah (washers) | 75.08 | 97% | 2018-05-24 |
| 17899. | Luke (tric331) | 75.08 | 96% | 2023-05-14 |
| 17900. | Nate (nate7797) | 75.08 | 96% | 2019-09-08 |
| 17901. | Andrew (andrewdvorak) | 75.08 | 95% | 2021-08-09 |
| 17902. | d o m (p4nd4guy) | 75.08 | 94% | 2021-01-12 |
| 17903. | Chjp (nh0cchjp) | 75.08 | 90% | 2012-08-21 |
| 17904. | sajjad (zazaal) | 75.08 | 96% | 2019-07-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |