So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14768. | Mike (fluffymikeb) | 76.73 | 95% | 2012-06-22 |
| 14769. | XxDarkForceX (darkforce101) | 76.73 | 97% | 2020-11-01 |
| 14770. | Zhang (ashneogoh) | 76.73 | 96% | 2022-06-11 |
| 14771. | Marc (marcopolo6263) | 76.73 | 92% | 2013-03-11 |
| 14772. | Marcin (marzelin) | 76.73 | 98% | 2016-01-30 |
| 14773. | Eivind (haskellelephant) | 76.73 | 96% | 2012-10-31 |
| 14774. | Anik (eternatus) | 76.72 | 98% | 2022-09-01 |
| 14775. | babao (babao) | 76.72 | 96% | 2021-10-19 |
| 14776. | Aether (aetherbane) | 76.72 | 94.7% | 2023-10-16 |
| 14777. | Rafiul (rafiul41) | 76.72 | 99% | 2021-10-13 |
| 14778. | Alan (alan2406) | 76.72 | 95% | 2023-08-04 |
| 14779. | Mr. Presidentus (jyg108) | 76.72 | 97% | 2021-09-01 |
| 14780. | Sebastian (sebtsch) | 76.72 | 97% | 2021-03-29 |
| 14781. | aldorei (2mad) | 76.72 | 96% | 2020-12-19 |
| 14782. | CARLO (cjbal) | 76.72 | 97% | 2020-11-12 |
| 14783. | J. (neoglitch) | 76.72 | — | 2010-12-23 |
| 14784. | John (sus_spaceman) | 76.71 | 97% | 2023-07-23 |
| 14785. | Me (_syko) | 76.71 | 97% | 2022-12-14 |
| 14786. | Bleep (nastynessie) | 76.71 | 95% | 2013-08-27 |
| 14787. | Pichawee (pichaweek) | 76.71 | 97% | 2016-11-17 |
| 14788. | chris (chris1962) | 76.70 | 97% | 2015-08-07 |
| 14789. | you (gotten) | 76.70 | 96% | 2021-04-12 |
| 14790. | Typer (typtyptyp) | 76.70 | 94% | 2017-03-03 |
| 14791. | Paweł (p_a_w_m) | 76.70 | 95% | 2013-08-18 |
| 14792. | Th3BossC (th3bossc) | 76.69 | 95% | 2023-01-07 |
| 14793. | Oleg (olaprelikov) | 76.69 | 97% | 2020-08-12 |
| 14794. | Petruccio (lolbraumm) | 76.68 | 97% | 2021-09-17 |
| 14795. | Gracie (graciemyers123) | 76.68 | 96% | 2021-11-19 |
| 14796. | Rowan (rowan441) | 76.68 | 96% | 2021-07-24 |
| 14797. | Andres (andres0432) | 76.68 | 91% | 2016-02-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |