The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2798. | (memeej) | 112.15 | 90% | 2014-01-30 |
| 2799. | (teleph0ne) | 112.13 | 99% | 2017-11-02 |
| 2800. | (bruxsc) | 112.13 | 98% | 2013-01-12 |
| 2801. | (papaltronic) | 112.13 | — | 2010-11-03 |
| 2802. | (rapid) | 112.12 | — | 2010-02-23 |
| 2803. | (slowandinaccurate) | 112.11 | 97% | 2021-10-20 |
| 2804. | (bengalman447) | 112.11 | 98% | 2022-12-24 |
| 2805. | script/script (henville12) | 112.11 | 99% | 2020-01-06 |
| 2806. | Jax (jax00) | 112.11 | 97% | 2015-11-23 |
| 2807. | (merebanana) | 112.10 | 100% | 2016-02-07 |
| 2808. | TotalledZebra (totalledzebra) | 112.10 | 99% | 2022-12-01 |
| 2809. | Bryan (bjclapper) | 112.10 | — | 2011-02-17 |
| 2810. | (an66) | 112.09 | 98% | 2022-01-11 |
| 2811. | (galvezangelo) | 112.08 | 98% | 2023-06-10 |
| 2812. | Zach (zachattack973) | 112.08 | 97% | 2019-09-01 |
| 2813. | (omni) | 112.07 | 98% | 2014-12-09 |
| 2814. | (cloudywithachanceofmeatba... | 112.06 | 98% | 2021-07-20 |
| 2815. | She (angel242424) | 112.06 | 97% | 2011-10-21 |
| 2816. | Jeronimo (_slowmotion_) | 112.06 | 99% | 2017-05-18 |
| 2817. | (coolve) | 112.05 | 97% | 2015-02-24 |
| 2818. | (seankim9) | 112.04 | 94% | 2014-10-07 |
| 2819. | (lexlucifer) | 112.04 | 98% | 2012-03-23 |
| 2820. | (franbyron) | 112.03 | 97% | 2021-07-10 |
| 2821. | ze_or (ze_or) | 112.03 | 98% | 2020-02-17 |
| 2822. | (ygos) | 112.03 | 97% | 2012-02-10 |
| 2823. | (xsoysauce501x) | 112.03 | 91% | 2014-12-04 |
| 2824. | (moarkenji) | 112.02 | 99% | 2018-12-05 |
| 2825. | (madd926) | 112.02 | 94% | 2012-02-10 |
| 2826. | Joey (jovaye) | 112.02 | 95% | 2012-06-23 |
| 2827. | (mariosuperlative) | 112.01 | 96% | 2014-05-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |