So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2693. | ＿ (haleyk10198) | 108.87 | 96% | 2016-08-29 |
| 2694. | (micky15) | 108.86 | 99% | 2022-01-28 |
| 2695. | (bentsen) | 108.86 | 98% | 2012-03-20 |
| 2696. | (hungipham) | 108.85 | 97% | 2021-05-07 |
| 2697. | (chlorowins) | 108.85 | 99% | 2020-01-01 |
| 2698. | (alanyong) | 108.85 | 95% | 2012-03-16 |
| 2699. | (khara) | 108.85 | — | 2009-09-28 |
| 2700. | Ryan Smith (chickenhelmet) | 108.84 | 99% | 2023-02-07 |
| 2701. | (languor) | 108.84 | 94% | 2011-07-31 |
| 2702. | (deezhoes) | 108.84 | 88% | 2013-07-02 |
| 2703. | (jessealbert23) | 108.83 | 97% | 2012-07-27 |
| 2704. | (bird42) | 108.83 | 94% | 2013-06-07 |
| 2705. | (boramis) | 108.82 | 99% | 2012-10-09 |
| 2706. | (knight_oikos) | 108.80 | 98% | 2022-02-02 |
| 2707. | (spiffyd) | 108.79 | 98% | 2013-04-13 |
| 2708. | (avtrisal) | 108.79 | 96% | 2016-11-08 |
| 2709. | (bajizus) | 108.78 | — | 2009-02-18 |
| 2710. | Jeronimo (_slowmotion_) | 108.78 | 98% | 2017-04-06 |
| 2711. | (xu3369) | 108.77 | 98% | 2013-11-18 |
| 2712. | (ajgriffy) | 108.77 | 98% | 2017-09-26 |
| 2713. | (snipezthrice) | 108.76 | 99% | 2023-09-08 |
| 2714. | adriane (messyturon) | 108.76 | 97% | 2019-09-19 |
| 2715. | (bobbilybob) | 108.76 | — | 2009-04-30 |
| 2716. | (unknownperson3) | 108.75 | 95% | 2013-05-10 |
| 2717. | (daddyfatsaks) | 108.75 | — | 2010-02-04 |
| 2718. | (thevulture) | 108.74 | 99% | 2021-07-15 |
| 2719. | bread (breadstyx) | 108.70 | 89% | 2015-04-13 |
| 2720. | (typingonlaptop) | 108.69 | 97% | 2016-07-24 |
| 2721. | (artemisfowl3rd) | 108.69 | 96% | 2013-12-13 |
| 2722. | (marius_) | 108.69 | 99% | 2012-01-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |