So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14977. | Jasmine (jyunnee) | 76.46 | 94.5% | 2023-06-26 |
| 14978. | JC (alicawj) | 76.46 | 99% | 2020-06-06 |
| 14979. | Saad (saad1) | 76.46 | 97% | 2020-08-02 |
| 14980. | shron (shron) | 76.46 | 99% | 2021-01-02 |
| 14981. | Guest (howareyoutoday) | 76.46 | 98% | 2018-11-16 |
| 14982. | Absyl (absyl) | 76.46 | 97% | 2012-05-02 |
| 14983. | Rapunzel (subash_) | 76.45 | 97.9% | 2023-06-07 |
| 14984. | Arespi (arespi) | 76.45 | 97% | 2021-05-30 |
| 14985. | Deep (deeptth) | 76.45 | 98% | 2012-09-10 |
| 14986. | Fasai (fasai) | 76.45 | 90% | 2012-12-09 |
| 14987. | SwaggyP (erdogan) | 76.45 | 95% | 2015-12-03 |
| 14988. | Thuong (allmylife1021) | 76.45 | — | 2011-04-30 |
| 14989. | Wtb Mrs.Chu (dadps) | 76.45 | 91% | 2015-06-25 |
| 14990. | markus (marsjo992) | 76.45 | 97% | 2011-12-01 |
| 14991. | Greg (greghinton) | 76.45 | 94% | 2015-12-15 |
| 14992. | Klaüs (fangske) | 76.45 | 94% | 2014-09-25 |
| 14993. | Brandon (baddoodle) | 76.44 | 97% | 2022-02-14 |
| 14994. | Dara (adoran) | 76.44 | 96% | 2021-06-09 |
| 14995. | Ferrari (aldrichamo) | 76.44 | 98% | 2021-03-11 |
| 14996. | fdsafdsa (szesz) | 76.44 | 97% | 2022-04-05 |
| 14997. | Nikola (npintaric) | 76.44 | 97% | 2019-05-18 |
| 14998. | Jimmy (mangaguy) | 76.44 | 97% | 2017-07-18 |
| 14999. | rocky (_rock) | 76.44 | 95% | 2012-11-05 |
| 15000. | walid (walda) | 76.43 | 97% | 2022-08-15 |
| 15001. | Dark (dark_byte) | 76.43 | 97% | 2021-08-22 |
| 15002. | (ach3ron) | 76.43 | 97% | 2022-10-23 |
| 15003. | Sidveed (sidveed) | 76.43 | 96.9% | 2021-01-30 |
| 15004. | Phan Quoc (fabregastiti) | 76.43 | 91% | 2011-05-14 |
| 15005. | Algen (algenhills) | 76.43 | 85% | 2016-01-24 |
| 15006. | iep (iebeaux) | 76.42 | 96% | 2022-04-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |