So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21282. | Matrix (ss005) | 65.99 | 99% | 2018-06-06 |
| 21283. | Sean (seanwtang) | 65.99 | 96% | 2017-08-16 |
| 21284. | Yu Han (qythium) | 65.99 | — | 2010-02-28 |
| 21285. | Timothy (timothyslash) | 65.99 | 96% | 2017-02-02 |
| 21286. | Rose (rose_cabanag@yahoo.com) | 65.99 | 96% | 2012-05-31 |
| 21287. | Lösälgen (losaglen) | 65.98 | 91% | 2012-04-30 |
| 21288. | Dhruv (the_mob) | 65.98 | 95% | 2020-11-30 |
| 21289. | Jamie (jamietyper90) | 65.98 | 96% | 2020-04-25 |
| 21290. | Ege (pxlwlkr) | 65.98 | 94% | 2017-01-07 |
| 21291. | Plantt (tplantt) | 65.97 | 93% | 2016-01-03 |
| 21292. | 🤑 (liljasonmoney) | 65.97 | 97% | 2020-09-16 |
| 21293. | @GD0912_ (gd0912) | 65.97 | 95% | 2021-04-23 |
| 21294. | coal_town (cat_guy) | 65.97 | 94% | 2021-02-12 |
| 21295. | Steven (sanstotz) | 65.97 | 95% | 2016-07-03 |
| 21296. | ng (minhtuhay123) | 65.96 | 97% | 2019-07-11 |
| 21297. | Jordan (vaporizing) | 65.96 | 96% | 2019-06-21 |
| 21298. | Daniel (childz) | 65.95 | 91% | 2013-06-07 |
| 21299. | Kabir (kabir_1234) | 65.95 | 96% | 2022-01-28 |
| 21300. | Hayk (hayk10002) | 65.95 | 94% | 2022-12-29 |
| 21301. | Reilly (_rk__) | 65.95 | 95% | 2021-05-18 |
| 21302. | Bekkhan (bkun) | 65.94 | 97% | 2021-01-03 |
| 21303. | Striker (strikerfury) | 65.94 | 94% | 2021-06-19 |
| 21304. | Sqonky (sqonky) | 65.94 | 96% | 2021-01-24 |
| 21305. | fresh (hitorijanai) | 65.94 | 96% | 2016-01-26 |
| 21306. | Tracer (stonecoleq) | 65.93 | 90% | 2016-05-05 |
| 21307. | Zaheer (zaheerahmed) | 65.93 | 99% | 2023-05-05 |
| 21308. | Vsbobclear (vsbobclear) | 65.93 | 95% | 2015-10-22 |
| 21309. | Zach (fullbright) | 65.93 | 89% | 2016-02-29 |
| 21310. | Bryn (brynnyg) | 65.93 | 96% | 2021-07-09 |
| 21311. | mel (melguerzon) | 65.93 | 96% | 2012-01-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |