So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19715. | Stefan (vanjuke) | 68.82 | 94% | 2023-05-30 |
| 19716. | milo (milox) | 68.82 | 96% | 2016-08-18 |
| 19717. | Trang (trang_nobita) | 68.82 | 95% | 2015-07-30 |
| 19718. | oO (nbfangyan) | 68.82 | 93% | 2011-09-26 |
| 19719. | Urgency (urgency) | 68.82 | 95% | 2019-01-14 |
| 19720. | Michael (c00l_procrastinator) | 68.82 | 95% | 2017-01-22 |
| 19721. | Ayush (ayush_kratosh) | 68.82 | 97% | 2014-03-13 |
| 19722. | Angie (angelinateodosieva) | 68.82 | 93% | 2014-11-01 |
| 19723. | Marya Zara (zarapuch) | 68.81 | 99% | 2016-10-06 |
| 19724. | Kloryc (ronc777can) | 68.81 | 92% | 2015-06-28 |
| 19725. | Wiserguy (viceroy397) | 68.81 | 98.2% | 2023-10-10 |
| 19726. | Darri (darri) | 68.81 | — | 2008-10-21 |
| 19727. | jason (yacine77) | 68.81 | 95% | 2021-07-04 |
| 19728. | Ian (coocooman3) | 68.81 | 94% | 2017-04-24 |
| 19729. | Bean (beansbeansbeans) | 68.81 | 96% | 2021-07-13 |
| 19730. | dakota (dakota44) | 68.81 | — | 2009-11-02 |
| 19731. | saser (saser) | 68.80 | 90% | 2013-02-27 |
| 19732. | Mymojomo (axclez) | 68.80 | 94% | 2018-11-19 |
| 19733. | Aayush (_raiden_) | 68.80 | 96% | 2022-04-24 |
| 19734. | Tom (tacocatdeboss) | 68.80 | 98% | 2020-09-30 |
| 19735. | yarkee (yarkee) | 68.80 | 97% | 2014-09-14 |
| 19736. | ᴄᴊ (dicey_donuts) | 68.79 | 98% | 2022-03-24 |
| 19737. | sailveron (sailveron) | 68.79 | 94% | 2022-01-11 |
| 19738. | Bohdan (bogdanr) | 68.79 | 96% | 2022-05-09 |
| 19739. | Steve (darclopszero) | 68.79 | 94% | 2021-02-21 |
| 19740. | Pepe (pepeworm) | 68.79 | 94% | 2020-09-26 |
| 19741. | Eki (tootin) | 68.79 | 94% | 2016-04-09 |
| 19742. | Nadeem (nadeem.s.k.78@gmail... | 68.79 | 92% | 2015-05-27 |
| 19743. | molotov_girl45210 (molotov_... | 68.78 | 96% | 2022-12-19 |
| 19744. | Christian (bboyian1) | 68.78 | 85% | 2014-09-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |