So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23275. | Kikay (mutya92) | 63.42 | 94% | 2021-02-28 |
| 23276. | Filip (toxima) | 63.42 | 97% | 2018-10-16 |
| 23277. | Donald Trump (donnyt6969696... | 63.42 | 95.4% | 2021-02-06 |
| 23278. | Duy (ndduy1995) | 63.42 | 93% | 2011-08-26 |
| 23279. | Raman (rshant) | 63.42 | 91% | 2015-02-25 |
| 23280. | Joshua (windos) | 63.42 | 96% | 2013-05-21 |
| 23281. | kwonman99 (kwonman99) | 63.41 | 91% | 2015-07-16 |
| 23282. | DeeZ_NutZ (viserys_targeryen) | 63.41 | 98% | 2023-05-01 |
| 23283. | phan (phandung122) | 63.41 | 97% | 2022-01-17 |
| 23284. | Josh (jennysue) | 63.41 | — | 2009-05-09 |
| 23285. | joy (azirat) | 63.41 | 98% | 2013-05-02 |
| 23286. | speedster (midbolt) | 63.40 | 96% | 2023-08-11 |
| 23287. | Jealou Jay (jealoujay) | 63.40 | 95% | 2013-07-05 |
| 23288. | Vi (thevi25) | 63.40 | 97% | 2021-10-18 |
| 23289. | sinceregtr (sinceregtr) | 63.40 | 95% | 2011-11-22 |
| 23290. | Euijin (kej841107) | 63.40 | — | 2008-10-29 |
| 23291. | Randy (beepsandboops) | 63.39 | 96% | 2022-11-29 |
| 23292. | harshit (harshit712) | 63.39 | 96% | 2021-03-14 |
| 23293. | Jake (kuch13) | 63.39 | 97% | 2021-07-18 |
| 23294. | Souhardya (souhardya98) | 63.39 | 96.3% | 2021-02-03 |
| 23295. | Needle (engineerblanket) | 63.39 | 96% | 2017-10-26 |
| 23296. | Jer (jerhino) | 63.39 | — | 2008-10-10 |
| 23297. | Arman (armank) | 63.39 | 92% | 2016-01-16 |
| 23298. | Max Typo (akilles) | 63.39 | 96% | 2013-08-22 |
| 23299. | Sarath (_rahmanism) | 63.39 | 94% | 2019-06-27 |
| 23300. | camelCase (saisrikantta2) | 63.38 | 97% | 2021-10-29 |
| 23301. | harry (jauaj) | 63.38 | 96% | 2022-12-20 |
| 23302. | firehosejeff (koelndorfer) | 63.38 | 94% | 2016-09-20 |
| 23303. | daniel (daniel_2007) | 63.38 | 98% | 2023-01-19 |
| 23304. | Alex Grace (attttyila) | 63.38 | 95% | 2021-01-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |