I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1013. | Kagamine Len (kagamine_len) | 100.58 | 96.2% | 2024-04-18 |
| 1014. | Tim (penguins178) | 100.58 | 97.2% | 2024-10-04 |
| 1015. | Mahmoud (opssheesh) | 100.54 | 98% | 2025-05-22 |
| 1016. | ROMBOOMBEN (romboomben) | 100.51 | 97% | 2024-04-14 |
| 1017. | Bucky (buhcky) | 100.45 | 96% | 2023-11-15 |
| 1018. | Kyo (lowmario) | 100.44 | 98.2% | 2024-09-13 |
| 1019. | Ally (2_ally_) | 100.44 | 98% | 2025-06-30 |
| 1020. | Ayaan (vella_n) | 100.41 | 97% | 2023-09-16 |
| 1021. | 𓇋𓋴𓆑𓏏𓅪 (infer... | 100.39 | 97.9% | 2024-03-02 |
| 1022. | hereugo (hereugo) | 100.39 | 95% | 2025-06-02 |
| 1023. | Darcy (fart_dog_walter) | 100.38 | 98.2% | 2024-03-27 |
| 1024. | Lisa (zamperini36) | 100.35 | 98% | 2023-09-08 |
| 1025. | UTF (utf8) | 100.34 | 97% | 2024-05-04 |
| 1026. | cassheeww (cassheeww) | 100.34 | 98% | 2024-09-07 |
| 1027. | MS (damanthc) | 100.34 | 96.8% | 2024-07-02 |
| 1028. | varuvaru (vividkun) | 100.32 | 97.5% | 2024-10-23 |
| 1029. | qui (_quixoticc) | 100.31 | 98.3% | 2024-06-17 |
| 1030. | Haru (sasakiharu) | 100.29 | 98.9% | 2023-11-04 |
| 1031. | (andop) | 100.29 | 97% | 2023-08-06 |
| 1032. | Raphael (purified_salt) | 100.23 | 98.6% | 2024-08-29 |
| 1033. | malew (jpen369) | 100.23 | 95.9% | 2024-01-04 |
| 1034. | Conhor (lininmist) | 100.19 | 96.7% | 2024-05-29 |
| 1035. | monkeyman (monkeyman3200) | 100.17 | 99% | 2024-07-17 |
| 1036. | Viktor (wector77y) | 100.15 | 97% | 2023-08-14 |
| 1037. | Sam (pulsefactor) | 100.13 | 97% | 2023-06-18 |
| 1038. | EmoPorEmilio (emoporemilio) | 100.11 | 96% | 2025-03-02 |
| 1039. | Abby (abbyishuman) | 100.11 | 97.7% | 2024-01-23 |
| 1040. | big (dont_cry) | 100.07 | 97% | 2023-08-06 |
| 1041. | NobodyA (nobodya_) | 100.07 | 99% | 2023-12-18 |
| 1042. | Lance (lznce) | 100.06 | 95.5% | 2025-02-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |