I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2353. | Ultimate (existosor) | 86.44 | 95% | 2026-01-19 |
| 2354. | Snail (snail_geezer) | 86.44 | 97.6% | 2024-11-16 |
| 2355. | J (kzce) | 86.44 | 98% | 2024-10-08 |
| 2356. | Darren (baochun2) | 86.44 | 97.5% | 2023-08-09 |
| 2357. | Aman (amanengineer) | 86.43 | 96.8% | 2023-06-16 |
| 2358. | bing (bingchilling135) | 86.43 | 97% | 2023-07-19 |
| 2359. | Rounak (rouvai) | 86.43 | 97% | 2023-04-19 |
| 2360. | siraphat (lawiet975) | 86.42 | 97% | 2025-10-07 |
| 2361. | wscieklykasztan (wscieklyka... | 86.41 | 97.3% | 2025-03-25 |
| 2362. | WWW (rizzwik) | 86.36 | 97% | 2025-06-10 |
| 2363. | ! (heckar) | 86.36 | 95.3% | 2024-12-21 |
| 2364. | Yosapol (eji4h) | 86.36 | 98% | 2024-07-17 |
| 2365. | triqili (triqilii) | 86.35 | 98.9% | 2024-11-04 |
| 2366. | Shree (shreejo) | 86.35 | 97.2% | 2024-03-21 |
| 2367. | LE ANH QUAN (hacbachmaquan) | 86.33 | 98.1% | 2025-01-11 |
| 2368. | Mouboy (mouboy) | 86.32 | 97.8% | 2024-02-25 |
| 2369. | dotdotdot (atuladhar1) | 86.30 | 97.6% | 2024-09-25 |
| 2370. | Žak (slovenskikonj) | 86.30 | 95.3% | 2024-04-27 |
| 2371. | Nikhil (_programmer_) | 86.30 | 97.2% | 2024-01-27 |
| 2372. | Yazeed (snake69) | 86.28 | 94.6% | 2023-10-13 |
| 2373. | drive (drive99) | 86.27 | 97.3% | 2025-01-11 |
| 2374. | saranwrap (flipwhip) | 86.24 | 97.3% | 2024-01-25 |
| 2375. | Jack (nomadologist) | 86.22 | 97% | 2024-03-05 |
| 2376. | Samuel (monxii) | 86.21 | 96.5% | 2023-11-04 |
| 2377. | jolly1joel (aabossboy) | 86.16 | 97.8% | 2024-09-21 |
| 2378. | SMR (onebarconnection) | 86.14 | 97.6% | 2023-10-06 |
| 2379. | aser (aseribrahimabulfattah) | 86.14 | 97% | 2025-12-09 |
| 2380. | Bern (berntheseal) | 86.12 | 96.9% | 2025-01-26 |
| 2381. | aditya (21112011) | 86.09 | 99% | 2025-09-25 |
| 2382. | LBP (lothianbusesphotos) | 86.09 | 96% | 2025-01-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |