I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12820. | bruh (frenzyyyy_) | 79.55 | 96.9% | 2023-05-29 |
| 12821. | Vyra (coomer654) | 79.55 | 98% | 2021-05-28 |
| 12822. | Caine (cainegt) | 79.55 | 96% | 2022-05-29 |
| 12823. | Bruno (nortonpt) | 79.55 | 95% | 2015-06-06 |
| 12824. | Mrs Robinson (mrs_robinson123) | 79.55 | 96% | 2017-02-18 |
| 12825. | MUHAMMAD HARIS NAEEM (hari... | 79.54 | 96% | 2023-09-06 |
| 12826. | TaB_YT (TheArrasBuddisht) (... | 79.54 | 95% | 2024-10-21 |
| 12827. | Benji (thunderic) | 79.54 | 92% | 2015-09-21 |
| 12828. | Zoe (zempai) | 79.54 | 98% | 2021-03-07 |
| 12829. | Pat (platts) | 79.54 | 97% | 2015-10-30 |
| 12830. | Cameron (robotweeb) | 79.54 | 97% | 2021-07-26 |
| 12831. | Sean (seanmeister) | 79.54 | 95% | 2018-05-02 |
| 12832. | Daryl (vencaida) | 79.54 | 94% | 2016-06-18 |
| 12833. | Paxton (pswongaa) | 79.54 | 98% | 2022-06-01 |
| 12834. | jon (jonsan87) | 79.54 | 98% | 2021-01-29 |
| 12835. | William (willezur) | 79.54 | 80% | 2016-08-30 |
| 12836. | Yush (ayushboss4) | 79.53 | 96% | 2020-11-30 |
| 12837. | Nikhil (_programmer_) | 79.53 | 98% | 2022-01-24 |
| 12838. | Asurage (asurage) | 79.53 | 96% | 2021-04-02 |
| 12839. | Gilbert (yellowcarracer) | 79.53 | 96% | 2018-04-30 |
| 12840. | Karn (sskarn) | 79.52 | 96% | 2019-06-12 |
| 12841. | Joe (joedaho) | 79.52 | 98% | 2022-12-04 |
| 12842. | Andres (atv2307) | 79.52 | 98% | 2022-02-08 |
| 12843. | Michael (qq11875) | 79.52 | 96% | 2021-04-08 |
| 12844. | Shaun (devcomm) | 79.52 | 97% | 2021-04-09 |
| 12845. | GLogic (glogic) | 79.52 | 93% | 2015-05-01 |
| 12846. | sakutoe (sakutoe) | 79.51 | 96.9% | 2025-03-24 |
| 12847. | Eddie (k9_unit_) | 79.51 | 94% | 2024-06-25 |
| 12848. | Rudy (iplayretpally) | 79.51 | 97.6% | 2024-05-11 |
| 12849. | Natchanon (irmia223) | 79.51 | 96% | 2021-06-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |