Most people can motivate themselves to do things simply by knowing that those things need to be done. But not me. For me, motivation is this horrible, scary game where I try to make myself do something while I actively avoid doing it. If I win, I have to do something I don't want to do. If I lose, I'm one step closer to ruining my entire life. And I never know whether I'm going to win or lose until the last second.
—from Hyperbole and a half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3602. | First Last (spotalicious) | 89.70 | 97.6% | 2024-11-07 |
| 3603. | nutmeg (jv13) | 89.70 | 99.1% | 2024-10-08 |
| 3604. | Trent (priyank45) | 89.70 | 97% | 2025-11-19 |
| 3605. | cayouu (slowesttypist19) | 89.69 | 96% | 2025-07-08 |
| 3606. | pastaconfusion (pastaconfus... | 89.69 | 97.1% | 2024-08-15 |
| 3607. | Fm (fm59jq2k) | 89.69 | 99% | 2023-08-07 |
| 3608. | Owen (baallerr) | 89.65 | 97.2% | 2023-10-10 |
| 3609. | Sameer (firefoxqb) | 89.65 | 97.4% | 2023-11-23 |
| 3610. | | (canvaslol) | 89.64 | 96.7% | 2023-06-21 |
| 3611. | Sokratis (sokratis) | 89.63 | 96.5% | 2025-02-16 |
| 3612. | Abhishek Sunil (abhibrno) | 89.62 | 98% | 2024-08-20 |
| 3613. | glizzy gobbler (glizzy__gob... | 89.62 | 96% | 2023-10-09 |
| 3614. | Galamb (galamb) | 89.61 | 96% | 2023-09-05 |
| 3615. | Liam (cantakerous__) | 89.60 | 98% | 2026-03-24 |
| 3616. | Diego (snkybkyloike) | 89.59 | 98% | 2023-05-25 |
| 3617. | Jayden (jiiidaaan) | 89.59 | 97.2% | 2023-08-24 |
| 3618. | JosephineMcCrackenTheXIV (j... | 89.58 | 98% | 2026-01-27 |
| 3619. | Star Platinum (starplatinum... | 89.58 | 97% | 2024-05-03 |
| 3620. | FREE PALESTINE (_potatodude_) | 89.58 | 96% | 2023-08-27 |
| 3621. | mic (michaljanik) | 89.57 | 96.7% | 2023-12-19 |
| 3622. | Gabby (gabbychan) | 89.57 | 98.1% | 2023-08-14 |
| 3623. | Tim (timjim58) | 89.55 | 97% | 2026-03-02 |
| 3624. | Andy Starr (andystarr) | 89.55 | 98.2% | 2024-12-23 |
| 3625. | Aqua (j_aqua) | 89.54 | 97.8% | 2024-12-18 |
| 3626. | Valk (blankfox) | 89.54 | 98% | 2023-11-18 |
| 3627. | borna12321 (borna12321) | 89.52 | 94.6% | 2023-08-27 |
| 3628. | Cthulhu (survivcthulhu) | 89.52 | 95.5% | 2023-11-22 |
| 3629. | aron (4r0nlvv) | 89.51 | 97% | 2023-05-21 |
| 3630. | Peter (wai0917) | 89.51 | 96.7% | 2025-01-23 |
| 3631. | kassimus (kassimus) | 89.49 | 96.9% | 2023-10-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,212 | 100.58 | April 13, 2023 |