The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18103. | Kal-El (notsosuperman) | 77.63 | 96% | 2012-12-19 |
| 18104. | Toijmau (listao) | 77.63 | 92% | 2014-07-17 |
| 18105. | r (lanceisnotcorn) | 77.63 | 96% | 2023-05-27 |
| 18106. | Gerben05 (gerbenklapwijk) | 77.62 | 97% | 2024-02-16 |
| 18107. | Jake (tommytwotoes) | 77.62 | 97% | 2022-11-20 |
| 18108. | Jasmine (unknown82641) | 77.62 | 94% | 2015-07-25 |
| 18109. | Person (ali_666_) | 77.62 | 95% | 2020-12-20 |
| 18110. | Guest (insi) | 77.62 | 97% | 2016-08-06 |
| 18111. | Alex (evoamac) | 77.62 | 95% | 2011-08-21 |
| 18112. | jfiijf (vortexturize) | 77.61 | 96% | 2022-01-19 |
| 18113. | thocky (thocky) | 77.61 | 97% | 2024-07-20 |
| 18114. | Dogshit (assfresser) | 77.61 | 95% | 2025-10-28 |
| 18115. | Pog (pogtoe) | 77.61 | 99% | 2021-12-23 |
| 18116. | Joseph (jv33zy) | 77.61 | 95% | 2014-08-06 |
| 18117. | Gavin (meizlizard) | 77.61 | 98% | 2015-05-22 |
| 18118. | Dylan (fosterdill) | 77.61 | 98% | 2013-10-03 |
| 18119. | SoWhatsUp (sowhatisup) | 77.60 | 97.6% | 2025-04-12 |
| 18120. | Alexis (alexis_g_alba) | 77.60 | 97% | 2025-09-06 |
| 18121. | nemo (_nemo) | 77.60 | 96% | 2025-12-15 |
| 18122. | Omar (streetdrift717) | 77.60 | 97% | 2025-06-19 |
| 18123. | mustaf3 (mustaf3) | 77.60 | 96.1% | 2024-05-15 |
| 18124. | Avultis (avultis) | 77.60 | 95% | 2017-11-09 |
| 18125. | Andrew (narchio) | 77.60 | 97% | 2017-08-10 |
| 18126. | potato0329 (potato0329) | 77.60 | 96% | 2022-10-30 |
| 18127. | JuniperBlossom (juniperblos... | 77.60 | 99% | 2016-09-21 |
| 18128. | Eric (varkon820) | 77.60 | 95% | 2017-04-06 |
| 18129. | Thiago (thiagofm) | 77.60 | 95% | 2013-08-07 |
| 18130. | suban (mrcheez_123) | 77.59 | 96% | 2025-05-09 |
| 18131. | yurk (yurk) | 77.59 | 97% | 2013-12-05 |
| 18132. | Trevor (charon) | 77.59 | 96% | 2014-12-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |