The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3330. | Mishi (mickimouse) | 109.76 | 95% | 2013-12-25 |
| 3331. | N4T (taneel) | 109.76 | 99% | 2023-09-20 |
| 3332. | Dire (direstorm) | 109.76 | 99% | 2021-05-27 |
| 3333. | Michael (gnurdux) | 109.76 | 97% | 2016-07-21 |
| 3334. | asd (duzai) | 109.75 | 94% | 2014-12-24 |
| 3335. | Evan (iemdone) | 109.75 | — | 2009-09-26 |
| 3336. | a (oreo_os) | 109.74 | 98% | 2020-07-01 |
| 3337. | Justin (gnuesbae) | 109.74 | — | 2010-06-04 |
| 3338. | Cortello (cortello) | 109.72 | 95% | 2013-09-29 |
| 3339. | Boris (xu3369) | 109.71 | 96% | 2014-02-09 |
| 3340. | Celestino (celest9) | 109.70 | 98% | 2018-07-01 |
| 3341. | Newblesoup (kkanddd) | 109.70 | 97% | 2011-07-10 |
| 3342. | Amon (koutarou_amon) | 109.69 | 98% | 2022-05-13 |
| 3343. | Felix (flashy123) | 109.69 | — | 2011-02-20 |
| 3344. | İlker (ikesen) | 109.69 | 97% | 2017-04-03 |
| 3345. | NTFY (soarlikeaneagle) | 109.69 | 97% | 2014-02-25 |
| 3346. | /\/\ (integration) | 109.68 | 90% | 2014-05-27 |
| 3347. | Skippy (skippy9) | 109.68 | 99% | 2022-12-19 |
| 3348. | Patrick (thumbless) | 109.68 | 98% | 2017-12-17 |
| 3349. | 💯 Austin (austinwduncan) | 109.68 | 95% | 2017-04-18 |
| 3350. | Christopher (cgbuen) | 109.68 | 97% | 2012-09-18 |
| 3351. | hopeless...wrecked (_navdee... | 109.68 | 99% | 2018-04-18 |
| 3352. | issa (issa_) | 109.67 | 98.1% | 2023-10-08 |
| 3353. | Derek (sadrobot) | 109.67 | 98% | 2019-01-21 |
| 3354. | subscribe (blulb) | 109.66 | 98% | 2022-07-02 |
| 3355. | lassiS (latez) | 109.66 | 95% | 2015-06-28 |
| 3356. | km (kmamp) | 109.65 | 94% | 2014-07-27 |
| 3357. | Pan (dip797) | 109.63 | 98% | 2013-10-18 |
| 3358. | Vince (changoa) | 109.63 | — | 2011-02-24 |
| 3359. | Desirae (desixxbabii) | 109.63 | — | 2009-11-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |