I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12573. | Andreas Boulios (boulibouli) | 78.63 | 98% | 2022-06-01 |
| 12574. | bd3p (kredei278) | 78.63 | 98% | 2021-07-30 |
| 12575. | Birdman (birdman13) | 78.63 | 97% | 2021-12-26 |
| 12576. | pig (roadpid) | 78.62 | 97% | 2022-10-03 |
| 12577. | achen (hellohelloaoeuaoeu) | 78.62 | 97% | 2018-12-01 |
| 12578. | Cedar (beanieroll) | 78.61 | 96% | 2018-09-16 |
| 12579. | Daniel (thenile29) | 78.61 | 96% | 2022-10-20 |
| 12580. | Vijay (vijayrao1988) | 78.61 | 97% | 2018-09-05 |
| 12581. | FleshEyes (lejitt) | 78.61 | 97.8% | 2021-02-15 |
| 12582. | David (rockyc) | 78.61 | 97% | 2019-12-11 |
| 12583. | NJ (njc99) | 78.60 | 98% | 2021-09-22 |
| 12584. | Patrick (hongkongfui) | 78.60 | 96% | 2018-12-10 |
| 12585. | kaiyrkhan (kair011a_) | 78.60 | 96% | 2024-06-09 |
| 12586. | Alan (alan001) | 78.60 | 96% | 2023-05-10 |
| 12587. | Suthichai (randombadger) | 78.60 | 98% | 2021-02-14 |
| 12588. | John (rileytolentino13) | 78.60 | 97% | 2019-05-01 |
| 12589. | Aj (nitchrickson) | 78.58 | 95.4% | 2024-06-05 |
| 12590. | Armamagedon (_m_o_t_h_) | 78.58 | 98% | 2022-05-07 |
| 12591. | sketchy (sketchysquirrel) | 78.58 | 97% | 2021-11-15 |
| 12592. | Kenny (boosted_kimchi) | 78.58 | 96% | 2019-10-13 |
| 12593. | Cres (crespear) | 78.58 | 97% | 2021-05-19 |
| 12594. | dragonz (imdragonz) | 78.58 | 97% | 2021-03-23 |
| 12595. | rakitic (lukamodric7991) | 78.58 | 95.5% | 2023-07-11 |
| 12596. | Chaddog (svd997) | 78.58 | 98% | 2020-01-16 |
| 12597. | cody (theexecellenttyper) | 78.58 | 96% | 2017-02-17 |
| 12598. | Josiah (washers) | 78.57 | 97% | 2018-06-14 |
| 12599. | Adrian (adriank1991) | 78.57 | 98% | 2021-03-15 |
| 12600. | Gargar (gargar_) | 78.56 | 98% | 2024-04-01 |
| 12601. | Ervin (n0fail28) | 78.56 | 96% | 2025-06-11 |
| 12602. | cheena (sshyngyss) | 78.56 | 96.4% | 2023-10-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |