So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28971. | (spuiphone) | 54.40 | 95% | 2017-04-17 |
| 28972. | powerful (powerful730) | 54.39 | 96% | 2021-09-10 |
| 28973. | Rick Firestone (rick_firest... | 54.39 | 96.9% | 2023-10-12 |
| 28974. | Ram Pareek (therampareek) | 54.39 | 95% | 2023-01-25 |
| 28975. | Choon (mr_krab) | 54.39 | 95% | 2020-09-04 |
| 28976. | Sathariddhi (rethat) | 54.39 | 91% | 2011-09-14 |
| 28977. | Erwin (erwin_da_silva) | 54.39 | 97% | 2012-03-08 |
| 28978. | al (aleksus) | 54.39 | — | 2010-11-26 |
| 28979. | Keef (millennm) | 54.38 | — | 2008-12-09 |
| 28980. | rotscatpill (orangetinman) | 54.38 | 96% | 2022-01-25 |
| 28981. | Zaspany (_zaspany_) | 54.38 | 93.7% | 2023-09-13 |
| 28982. | Moh (mohabstudent) | 54.38 | 94% | 2023-06-26 |
| 28983. | Ash (boyfromindia) | 54.38 | 94% | 2021-01-04 |
| 28984. | Devansh (knightmare7) | 54.38 | 95% | 2021-04-18 |
| 28985. | lilly (lillycools) | 54.38 | 89% | 2012-12-14 |
| 28986. | justin (justinjose2007007) | 54.38 | 98% | 2017-06-14 |
| 28987. | JABONGG (jabongg) | 54.37 | 97% | 2017-01-29 |
| 28988. | Eric (earabsky) | 54.37 | 96% | 2020-09-15 |
| 28989. | ㅤ (_katef_) | 54.37 | 93% | 2020-10-22 |
| 28990. | Leo (ldnd_bros) | 54.37 | 97% | 2021-09-11 |
| 28991. | jia-da-kong (jiadakong) | 54.37 | 97% | 2021-06-04 |
| 28992. | satchel (satchmakua90) | 54.37 | 95% | 2022-11-02 |
| 28993. | Yevhen (yevhen) | 54.37 | 96% | 2011-08-29 |
| 28994. | VISHNU (vivekvishnu2020) | 54.37 | 96% | 2012-11-11 |
| 28995. | Sharaf (sharaf) | 54.37 | 97% | 2019-06-11 |
| 28996. | Cecilia (cecilia) | 54.37 | — | 2009-09-17 |
| 28997. | Bee (lunaticblob) | 54.36 | 93% | 2022-01-05 |
| 28998. | tstats[easybeef] (easybeef) | 54.36 | 94.9% | 2021-01-28 |
| 28999. | Alaa (diamondtda) | 54.36 | 92% | 2022-06-25 |
| 29000. | hogan (notgynx) | 54.36 | 94% | 2021-01-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |