As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7317. | alfos (alfos) | 91.08 | 94% | 2016-09-18 |
| 7318. | Jimmy (ricer_workman) | 91.08 | 96% | 2021-03-04 |
| 7319. | likeliness (likelyhood) | 91.08 | 91% | 2017-02-15 |
| 7320. | McKle (mckle7) | 91.07 | 97% | 2021-09-01 |
| 7321. | Saiya (zenger23) | 91.06 | 98% | 2021-03-29 |
| 7322. | fried_tofu (fried_tofu) | 91.06 | 97% | 2024-06-19 |
| 7323. | Edwin (edweezy) | 91.06 | 94% | 2016-04-27 |
| 7324. | Hater (hateself) | 91.06 | 98% | 2017-08-26 |
| 7325. | asqii (askhattt) | 91.05 | 98% | 2026-01-23 |
| 7326. | FixioMG (fixio) | 91.05 | 99% | 2024-10-22 |
| 7327. | cod1r (cod1r) | 91.05 | 97% | 2021-04-20 |
| 7328. | Dzlandis (dzlandis) | 91.05 | 96.9% | 2021-02-12 |
| 7329. | kellogg's (wnluqmnn) | 91.04 | 98.2% | 2024-12-30 |
| 7330. | ben (itsbenatkinson) | 91.04 | 95% | 2015-09-04 |
| 7331. | zcoob (zcoob) | 91.04 | 99% | 2018-08-16 |
| 7332. | Bofa (pieluver123) | 91.04 | 95% | 2016-04-21 |
| 7333. | tstats[_jamin_] (_jamin_) | 91.03 | 98% | 2021-04-27 |
| 7334. | limolikur (acumalaka) | 91.03 | 97% | 2023-08-26 |
| 7335. | panacotta (panacotta) | 91.03 | 97% | 2020-11-11 |
| 7336. | Oleg (olaprelikov) | 91.03 | 99% | 2020-07-17 |
| 7337. | Harry (hazman) | 91.03 | 98% | 2020-04-19 |
| 7338. | makaio (neosifr) | 91.03 | 98% | 2021-03-16 |
| 7339. | Benjamin (benjaminsanta) | 91.02 | 96.4% | 2025-02-15 |
| 7340. | Weekevy (layvth) | 91.02 | 97% | 2026-02-22 |
| 7341. | voidash (voidash) | 91.02 | 99% | 2024-05-12 |
| 7342. | marcos (marcos06) | 91.02 | 97.7% | 2024-04-30 |
| 7343. | Sriram (sriram1994) | 91.02 | 99% | 2023-02-03 |
| 7344. | Tony (naka__) | 91.02 | 96% | 2018-12-26 |
| 7345. | Leon (bluesunset) | 91.02 | 99% | 2017-04-16 |
| 7346. | Damon (damonc89) | 91.01 | 98% | 2025-12-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |