So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9342. | TL (zstarcatchz) | 86.49 | 91% | 2016-05-12 |
| 9343. | (superbobo12) | 86.48 | 97% | 2023-06-21 |
| 9344. | GUL (ghuleh) | 86.48 | 96% | 2022-10-12 |
| 9345. | fxf8 (fuexfollets) | 86.48 | 97% | 2023-03-30 |
| 9346. | Sebastian (sebaci) | 86.47 | — | 2011-01-19 |
| 9347. | Ghost racing medalists suck... | 86.47 | 99% | 2022-08-17 |
| 9348. | Daddy Mac (0317) | 86.47 | 95% | 2016-10-02 |
| 9349. | Tyler (yeahright1248) | 86.47 | — | 2010-01-21 |
| 9350. | Assassin4Hire (strictmath) | 86.47 | 98% | 2015-07-12 |
| 9351. | Not_Stable (not_stable) | 86.46 | 96% | 2022-03-02 |
| 9352. | llarin (krypton1an) | 86.46 | 99% | 2020-08-13 |
| 9353. | James (nu7x) | 86.45 | 97% | 2022-07-15 |
| 9354. | Howbtard (howbtard) | 86.45 | 96% | 2021-03-03 |
| 9355. | Typety type (xrzde36) | 86.45 | 97% | 2014-09-09 |
| 9356. | dbs (typeracepro) | 86.45 | 96% | 2017-04-05 |
| 9357. | (bananacak3) | 86.45 | 99% | 2017-10-19 |
| 9358. | (auldieermine83) | 86.44 | 96% | 2022-08-02 |
| 9359. | tstats[_jamin_] (_jamin_) | 86.44 | 98% | 2021-04-27 |
| 9360. | Steve (stever) | 86.44 | — | 2008-08-14 |
| 9361. | jason (pravus) | 86.44 | 95% | 2012-01-26 |
| 9362. | (harvey_210) | 86.44 | — | 2010-02-17 |
| 9363. | Andrews (godspeeedd) | 86.43 | 98% | 2022-03-09 |
| 9364. | INCOMPETENT (incompetent_co... | 86.43 | 98% | 2022-02-03 |
| 9365. | roblox (roblox_player) | 86.43 | 99% | 2018-07-20 |
| 9366. | Max (qlepto) | 86.43 | 96% | 2021-01-29 |
| 9367. | NELiXERY (nelixery) | 86.43 | 97% | 2015-07-05 |
| 9368. | (huberdozer) | 86.42 | 98% | 2022-01-14 |
| 9369. | (mctalon1) | 86.42 | 97% | 2019-01-08 |
| 9370. | Moy (moy280) | 86.42 | 97% | 2021-03-20 |
| 9371. | Byron (squishywtrmln) | 86.42 | 86% | 2013-03-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |