So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18580. | (eloh) | 70.09 | 97% | 2021-10-29 |
| 18581. | Minor (minord) | 70.09 | 98% | 2021-01-27 |
| 18582. | (andres96) | 70.09 | 97% | 2014-04-10 |
| 18583. | Phuriphat (nnez) | 70.09 | — | 2011-01-03 |
| 18584. | (tonio) | 70.09 | — | 2009-07-02 |
| 18585. | (riteshpatel) | 70.09 | 94% | 2015-01-01 |
| 18586. | (danpan) | 70.08 | 89% | 2015-03-18 |
| 18587. | Nurzhan (gokirom) | 70.08 | 95% | 2022-08-09 |
| 18588. | (himvins) | 70.08 | 96% | 2012-11-29 |
| 18589. | (phosure47) | 70.08 | 97% | 2020-07-07 |
| 18590. | (troypolamalu43) | 70.08 | 92% | 2014-02-13 |
| 18591. | IGGS (typeiggs) | 70.08 | — | 2009-09-27 |
| 18592. | tstats[poffio] (poffio) | 70.08 | 99% | 2011-06-06 |
| 18593. | bhrigu (typer_21) | 70.08 | 94% | 2014-09-15 |
| 18594. | (miyuni) | 70.08 | 96% | 2014-11-18 |
| 18595. | (boihanoi113) | 70.08 | — | 2011-04-23 |
| 18596. | (careful_) | 70.07 | 96% | 2023-07-16 |
| 18597. | (omarmmali) | 70.07 | 92% | 2015-10-02 |
| 18598. | Hisham (hisham_m) | 70.07 | 96% | 2022-10-05 |
| 18599. | (erfan_feili) | 70.07 | 96% | 2021-07-01 |
| 18600. | Petko (petko) | 70.07 | 90% | 2017-02-24 |
| 18601. | H (jhudora) | 70.07 | — | 2010-11-15 |
| 18602. | (sifreshz) | 70.07 | 96% | 2014-12-02 |
| 18603. | Avi (_flv) | 70.07 | 96% | 2016-03-06 |
| 18604. | Maiya (maiyah) | 70.06 | 96% | 2021-03-26 |
| 18605. | (dleedirector9831) | 70.06 | 98% | 2013-12-11 |
| 18606. | Russell (neoques) | 70.06 | 97% | 2021-03-26 |
| 18607. | (themightysapien) | 70.06 | 94% | 2015-08-02 |
| 18608. | (beba23) | 70.05 | 94% | 2022-11-14 |
| 18609. | Momo (ttreats) | 70.05 | 95% | 2023-04-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |