Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 38263. | (adventure) | 33.08 | — | 2009-04-28 |
| 38264. | (rey_yudha) | 33.08 | 92% | 2016-07-17 |
| 38265. | (zhen18) | 33.07 | 90% | 2012-01-31 |
| 38266. | Callum (specktome26) | 33.07 | 95% | 2013-09-20 |
| 38267. | (nageshkadam) | 33.06 | 90% | 2013-02-03 |
| 38268. | (shwagato) | 33.06 | 95.7% | 2021-02-26 |
| 38269. | (eicargarevir) | 33.05 | 93% | 2012-05-23 |
| 38270. | (metaxxa) | 33.05 | — | 2010-04-28 |
| 38271. | (bobn) | 33.05 | 90% | 2012-02-21 |
| 38272. | (kioz) | 33.05 | 81% | 2017-03-08 |
| 38273. | (dullabcd2) | 33.05 | 92% | 2020-10-03 |
| 38274. | (luqasis) | 33.05 | 93% | 2012-12-08 |
| 38275. | (alexdennis1234) | 33.05 | 92% | 2021-12-20 |
| 38276. | amrite (amrite) | 33.04 | 83% | 2016-04-13 |
| 38277. | (mudheffar) | 33.04 | 95% | 2015-03-29 |
| 38278. | (somalia) | 33.04 | — | 2010-03-03 |
| 38279. | (jhammond) | 33.03 | 92% | 2015-02-08 |
| 38280. | Magomed (_colossus_) | 33.03 | 93% | 2017-09-29 |
| 38281. | (rhino51) | 33.02 | 86% | 2012-09-29 |
| 38282. | (jihahjainis) | 33.01 | 91% | 2013-11-26 |
| 38283. | (sardaukar) | 33.00 | 84% | 2011-05-17 |
| 38284. | (tizaliy) | 33.00 | 99% | 2023-10-19 |
| 38285. | (heliumz) | 33.00 | 87% | 2016-11-05 |
| 38286. | hafidbuilds (hafidium) | 33.00 | 95% | 2019-09-26 |
| 38287. | (kali5g) | 32.99 | — | 2010-09-17 |
| 38288. | joyce (play) | 32.99 | — | 2008-12-09 |
| 38289. | (floplikefish) | 32.99 | 91% | 2021-03-25 |
| 38290. | (perfect00) | 32.99 | 93% | 2022-12-27 |
| 38291. | (eraaktl) | 32.98 | 96% | 2015-03-03 |
| 38292. | ThePastor (pastor3974) | 32.98 | 91% | 2019-06-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |