I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5861. | Pinguin (gun0016) | 98.82 | 95% | 2022-04-22 |
| 5862. | bool3max (bolemax) | 98.82 | 97% | 2018-03-04 |
| 5863. | Brad (brad2024) | 98.81 | 98.7% | 2023-12-08 |
| 5864. | jeremiah (jeremiah12345) | 98.81 | 100% | 2021-11-01 |
| 5865. | Felipe2003 (felipe2003) | 98.80 | 96% | 2023-04-29 |
| 5866. | Spencer (spenzaur) | 98.80 | 98% | 2017-10-10 |
| 5867. | Wot (ostricheleven) | 98.80 | 98% | 2020-03-24 |
| 5868. | Will (willclinton) | 98.80 | 96% | 2021-10-08 |
| 5869. | vetle (vetlebg) | 98.80 | 99% | 2022-01-16 |
| 5870. | kek (sdsfg1212) | 98.79 | 98% | 2017-11-08 |
| 5871. | senturyo (senturyo) | 98.78 | 99% | 2024-04-30 |
| 5872. | bush_ (jonitypestyping099) | 98.78 | 97% | 2025-06-05 |
| 5873. | Timothy (adral) | 98.78 | 97.4% | 2023-09-06 |
| 5874. | Andy (okiandy) | 98.78 | 97% | 2021-05-04 |
| 5875. | Jin (derherro) | 98.78 | 98% | 2020-05-02 |
| 5876. | Brian (franklybrian) | 98.77 | 97.8% | 2023-10-07 |
| 5877. | Przemek (rashas) | 98.76 | 96% | 2022-09-23 |
| 5878. | poopycock17 (luigi65536) | 98.76 | 96% | 2022-12-22 |
| 5879. | Sonic (sonicflash144) | 98.76 | 99% | 2020-12-13 |
| 5880. | Steve (stevestupidface) | 98.76 | 97% | 2021-04-29 |
| 5881. | Federico (_cali) | 98.76 | 98% | 2021-06-04 |
| 5882. | josh (trek5900) | 98.75 | 94% | 2017-03-03 |
| 5883. | Beaky (beaky) | 98.75 | 97% | 2020-12-31 |
| 5884. | Manuel (metalmanuel) | 98.74 | 98% | 2017-11-14 |
| 5885. | liwmus (liwmu) | 98.73 | 96% | 2022-05-21 |
| 5886. | Benga (skebengat) | 98.73 | 97.5% | 2023-09-13 |
| 5887. | Andreas (frost_cold) | 98.72 | 97.7% | 2024-05-01 |
| 5888. | (nalyd_on_colemak) | 98.72 | 95% | 2022-04-27 |
| 5889. | Ronnie (onie12) | 98.71 | 96% | 2020-10-23 |
| 5890. | woo (eastowest) | 98.71 | 99% | 2020-11-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |