As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23247. | (akeel001) | 52.59 | 95.5% | 2021-02-16 |
| 23248. | (roshhashana) | 52.59 | 90% | 2015-06-01 |
| 23249. | (ivanma) | 52.59 | 98% | 2019-08-01 |
| 23250. | (hanna@prudentialemploymen... | 52.59 | 91% | 2016-08-10 |
| 23251. | (dogeeseseegod) | 52.58 | 95% | 2021-03-25 |
| 23252. | (kohtankanday) | 52.58 | 95% | 2022-01-26 |
| 23253. | (nitishdiwakar) | 52.58 | 88% | 2015-09-03 |
| 23254. | (jakkjubiss) | 52.58 | 97% | 2021-04-12 |
| 23255. | (clive8794) | 52.58 | 97% | 2023-10-16 |
| 23256. | Mag (mmag) | 52.58 | 97% | 2016-05-30 |
| 23257. | (jack3) | 52.58 | 90% | 2016-04-06 |
| 23258. | (darkside07) | 52.57 | 94% | 2020-08-01 |
| 23259. | (somamosa) | 52.57 | 94% | 2023-01-19 |
| 23260. | (brbean) | 52.57 | 96% | 2017-09-26 |
| 23261. | (denisetse) | 52.57 | 97% | 2018-07-18 |
| 23262. | (fawreez) | 52.56 | 97% | 2020-02-25 |
| 23263. | (doctorodysseus) | 52.55 | 96% | 2019-06-16 |
| 23264. | emil (the_princize) | 52.55 | 95% | 2023-07-03 |
| 23265. | (spicymaio) | 52.55 | 97% | 2019-03-14 |
| 23266. | (lightning787) | 52.55 | 96% | 2023-10-14 |
| 23267. | (keyzurbur) | 52.55 | 97% | 2021-07-21 |
| 23268. | Jai (_bobal_) | 52.55 | 97% | 2021-01-17 |
| 23269. | (kateanne419) | 52.55 | 95% | 2016-07-02 |
| 23270. | (lovergirl21) | 52.54 | 95% | 2023-10-23 |
| 23271. | ur mom (ilovemilfz) | 52.53 | 95% | 2021-05-01 |
| 23272. | Alessia (alexhia) | 52.53 | 90% | 2015-06-10 |
| 23273. | (veee125) | 52.52 | 96% | 2022-08-29 |
| 23274. | (nadergharsallah) | 52.52 | 99% | 2019-09-16 |
| 23275. | Daniel (isnakolah) | 52.52 | 96% | 2020-12-16 |
| 23276. | (kendyking) | 52.50 | 95% | 2020-09-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |