So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15665. | Guest (stay8899) | 75.36 | 98% | 2014-07-27 |
| 15666. | vamsi (krish5892) | 75.36 | 99% | 2014-03-28 |
| 15667. | DoctorBest (doctorbest) | 75.35 | 93% | 2014-02-09 |
| 15668. | David (davidlalo) | 75.35 | 99% | 2018-07-27 |
| 15669. | Siglemic (siglemic001) | 75.35 | 89% | 2013-06-15 |
| 15670. | David (munichdobe) | 75.35 | 95% | 2015-10-30 |
| 15671. | Jaime Gabriel (_jetdoza) | 75.34 | 96% | 2021-06-08 |
| 15672. | Marc (ackermanick) | 75.34 | 96% | 2022-01-26 |
| 15673. | faisal (f_is_l_kh_n) | 75.34 | 96% | 2022-08-15 |
| 15674. | Tom (particoloured_toucan) | 75.34 | 88% | 2015-01-15 |
| 15675. | Calvin (bigsausage) | 75.34 | 96% | 2018-08-12 |
| 15676. | Joël (bongo13) | 75.34 | 97% | 2020-10-28 |
| 15677. | Robin (princenight) | 75.34 | 94% | 2012-09-28 |
| 15678. | Fujiwaranosai (fujiwaranosai) | 75.34 | — | 2010-02-07 |
| 15679. | Ademir (dzokej) | 75.34 | — | 2009-09-25 |
| 15680. | Wasim (golden_horse) | 75.34 | 98% | 2014-08-11 |
| 15681. | Aaron (kountervibe) | 75.33 | 97% | 2023-01-25 |
| 15682. | shehry (shehry) | 75.33 | 97% | 2022-07-13 |
| 15683. | Michael (mkreilei) | 75.33 | 95% | 2012-10-27 |
| 15684. | Lauren (lauren2020) | 75.33 | 96.8% | 2021-02-19 |
| 15685. | Chris (chrisdelano) | 75.33 | 97% | 2018-03-09 |
| 15686. | Yeet (fluffiluffiguis) | 75.33 | 88% | 2017-02-14 |
| 15687. | Chien (xuanchien) | 75.33 | — | 2011-04-16 |
| 15688. | ♫ (_ag_) | 75.33 | 91% | 2016-07-14 |
| 15689. | Gerben05 (gerbenklapwijk) | 75.32 | 97.7% | 2023-07-18 |
| 15690. | Desk (desktopped) | 75.32 | 97% | 2023-06-03 |
| 15691. | archie (glumbo_god) | 75.32 | 94.7% | 2023-10-15 |
| 15692. | Ev (evturn) | 75.32 | 98% | 2018-06-18 |
| 15693. | dix (cervixpaunch) | 75.32 | 94% | 2016-09-24 |
| 15694. | fudge (fudgesicles) | 75.31 | 94% | 2021-12-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |