The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14112. | YI (asodadetective) | 82.71 | 98.5% | 2023-12-28 |
| 14113. | D-Hunter (xzabuzax) | 82.71 | 99% | 2017-11-13 |
| 14114. | Alvex (gr_alvex) | 82.71 | 98% | 2019-08-01 |
| 14115. | Matt (sjustus) | 82.70 | 94% | 2012-11-06 |
| 14116. | todoroki (icyhot2_111) | 82.70 | 96.5% | 2024-10-28 |
| 14117. | pugtaka (pugtaka) | 82.70 | 96% | 2020-02-04 |
| 14118. | aa (invincibleunderthesun) | 82.70 | 96% | 2022-02-11 |
| 14119. | hafit (streekytyper) | 82.70 | 98.3% | 2025-04-14 |
| 14120. | Hossein (dustylamia) | 82.70 | 98% | 2021-11-12 |
| 14121. | badomiso (badomiso) | 82.70 | — | 2011-02-17 |
| 14122. | Harry (harry_k) | 82.69 | 96.6% | 2024-02-02 |
| 14123. | Jamie (micro_yeti) | 82.69 | 97% | 2024-02-12 |
| 14124. | Red (owendied) | 82.69 | 96.7% | 2024-10-24 |
| 14125. | marhchar (marhchar) | 82.69 | 97% | 2024-01-31 |
| 14126. | Tomas (tritz) | 82.69 | 97.5% | 2021-02-03 |
| 14127. | gyani (arugyani) | 82.69 | 97% | 2018-01-25 |
| 14128. | Gyalzzen (gyalzzen_1) | 82.68 | 98% | 2024-07-16 |
| 14129. | AceS (_aces_) | 82.68 | 98.5% | 2024-04-03 |
| 14130. | honeylemon (honeylemonslices) | 82.68 | 99% | 2024-03-10 |
| 14131. | Victor (erick45642) | 82.68 | 97% | 2024-04-14 |
| 14132. | Putin (lada1970) | 82.68 | 98% | 2025-09-14 |
| 14133. | Benz Viano (tb12thegoat) | 82.68 | 98% | 2022-05-11 |
| 14134. | Tushar (tushar23651) | 82.68 | 97% | 2022-03-31 |
| 14135. | theo (awwh) | 82.68 | 97% | 2019-11-27 |
| 14136. | Neutz (neutr0n) | 82.68 | 96% | 2011-10-19 |
| 14137. | Bill (obamayang420) | 82.67 | 97.4% | 2024-07-22 |
| 14138. | Adarkashark (adarkashark) | 82.67 | 96.9% | 2023-10-30 |
| 14139. | Oli (piasekoli) | 82.67 | 97% | 2021-11-02 |
| 14140. | Alex (alq231089) | 82.67 | 95% | 2012-09-11 |
| 14141. | Nik (wetmosquito) | 82.66 | 95% | 2019-06-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |